I didn't go to the red carpet because stars show up here whenever I want.

我没去看走红毯 因为只要我愿意 明星们随时都会来这里

Like, for instance, watch this.

比如 看这个

Britney! Well, hello!

布兰妮 你好啊！

Britney Spears, what are you-- and, I mean, it's--

布兰妮·斯皮尔斯 你在 我是说

it's wonderful that you're here, but what are you doing here?

你能来真是太棒了 不过你来这儿干啥呢

I actually have a huge announcement to make.

其实我要宣布一件大事

You do? Yes, I do. Oh, wow. Yeah, I do.

是吗？是的 哦 哇哦 对的

Normally we plan these things ahead of time, but I'm going to make an exception.

一般我们都会提前安排好 不过今天就破个例了

What is your announcement?

你要宣布什么事？

My announcement is actually that I have an announcement.

我要宣布的事就是我要宣布件大事

All right. Yes, OK.

好吧 嗯 好

So there's an announcement to make an announcement, and what is the announcement of the announcement?

所以你宣布你要宣布件大事 那你到底要宣布什么事呢？

I can't announce the announcement until October 18th.

我得等到10月18日才能宣布那件大事

Oh. You're a bit early. Yeah, a little early.

哦 现在还有点早 对 有点早

It's weird to say that you're going to announce something on October 18-- you know what I'll do?

说10月18日要宣布件大事感觉还挺奇怪的 知道我要做什么吗？

I have an announcement about your announcement.

我有一个关于你的宣布的宣布

What I'll do is when you make your announcement on October 18th, I will let you do it on my YouTube channel.

等你10月18日宣布你的事的时候 我可以让你在我的YouTube频道上宣布

Oh, wow. Thank you. Well, yeah, it would be good, right?

哦 哇哦 谢谢 这样很好 对吧？

Yes, I like that. That would be great.

对 我喜欢 那就太好了

It's that simple. It's settled.

就这么简单 就这么说定了

Britney Spears will make a big announcement on my YouTube channel on October 18th.

10月18日 布兰妮·斯皮尔斯将在我的YouTube频道上宣布件大事

Brittany Spears, everybody.

这位是布兰妮·斯皮尔斯