Time for our segment. It's called Rate My Baby, Ellen.

又到了“给我的宝宝打分 艾伦”环节了

Ah. Or Ellen, Rate My Baby.

啊 或者“艾伦 给我的宝宝打分”

I've been asking my viewers to send in photos of their babies.

我一直让观众给我发他们宝宝的照片

I rate them from 1 to 10. This is not a competition.

我从1到10给他们打分 这不是比赛

There are no losers, but there will be a winner.

没有输家 但会有人胜出

Troy from California posted this photo of his son, Bryce.

加州的Troy晒了他儿子Bryce的这张照片

OK, I shall now rate his baby. Bryce loves Dory.

好 现在给他打分 Bryce喜欢多莉

So that's plus 1 million points.

加一百万分

Bryce is my writer Troy's son, so minus 999,990.

Bryce是我的编剧Troy的儿子 所以减999990分

But his eyes are big and beautiful like Dory, so plus 3 points.

但他的眼睛又大又漂亮 就像多莉一样 加3分

That's a total of 13 out of 10 points.

最后就是10分得了13分

Kelsey sent this in from New York.

Kelsey从纽约发来这张照片

She posted this photo of her son, Jack.

她发了儿子Jack的照片

I shall now rate her baby.

现在给他打分

He's a New Year's baby, so that's plus 10 points.

他是新年出生的宝宝 加10分

But I can see by the clock, that he didn't make it to midnight, so that's minus 7 points.

但可以从表上看出来 他没能在12点的时候出生 减7分

But a sleeping baby is a quiet baby. That's plus 11 points.

但睡觉的孩子很乖巧 加11分

That gives him 14 out of 10 points.

最后是10分得了14分

Caitlyn from Texas posted this photo of her daughter, Bralin.

德克萨斯的Caitlyn发来了她女儿Bralin的照片

I shall now rate her baby.

现在给她打分

Some babies wear Pampers, this baby gets pampered, so that's plus 9 points.

有些宝宝是穿帮宝适 但这个宝宝食量很大 所以加9分

She's mastered the towel on the head.

她都会绑头巾了

That's really amazing. That's 8 points.

太厉害了 加8分

But I think there were two cucumbers.

但我觉得本来有两个黄瓜

She probably ate one. That's minus 2 points.

她可能吃掉了一个 减2分

It's a total of 15 out of 10 points. Bralin is the winner.

最后就是10分得了15分 Bralin赢了

If you want me to rate your baby, post a photo on Instagram with the hashtag, EllenRateMyBaby.

如果你想让我给你的宝宝打分 请把照片发在Instagram上 加上EllenRateMyBaby的标签

Please don't try rating your baby or your friend's babies at home.

请不要在家给自己或朋友的宝宝打分

I'm a professional baby rater.

我是宝宝打分专业户