One of my favorite parts of Halloween is scaring my staff.

万圣节我最喜欢干的事就是吓员工了

This year I set up some empty TV boxes backstage and I waited for unsuspecting employees to walk by.

今年 我在后台放了一些空电视箱子 等着丝毫未察觉到的员工从那儿经过

Here's what happened.

一起来看一下

Ah yes. Alison! Alison! Haaaah!

哦 嗯 Alison Alison 啊！

It's like, even when you're nice, you can't be nice.

你这个人 连你想善良的时候也是恶毒的

Haah! Why do we do that to people?

啊 你为啥要这么对别人？

Haah! Oh my god!

啊 哦 天哪

Haah! Oh my god!

啊 哦 我的天啊

Why? It's that thing?

为什么？是那个东西吗？

Aaah! Haaah!

啊 啊

Haaah! Haaah! Aahh! Hah!

啊 啊 啊 啊

You better git. Haaah!

你最好 啊

I didn't think you were in Haah!

没想到你在 啊

You are fired. Haah!

你被解雇了 啊

I'm just gonna crawl away. Haahh!

我还是爬走吧 啊

Oh my god! I think I wet my pants! Oh my god!

哦我的天 我好像尿裤子了 我的天哪！

Ah, and that's why they call the season "Fall."

啊 所以这个季节才被叫做“秋天（摔倒）”