All right. Let's move on.

好 我们继续

Right now, you're all probably doing a lot of holiday shopping,

现在 大家可能都在疯狂进行假期购物

so I want to tell you about an easy way to send money to friends and family.

所以我想告诉大家一个给家人朋友寄钱的简单方法

It's called Zelle, and I'm going to tell you about it right now in a live commercial.

叫做Zelle 我用一则现场广告来帮助大家了解它

All right. I'm sure you all remember the two electricians-- oh.

好 大家肯定记得这两名电工 哦

I have a-- what's happening? Do you want me to stand on that? Yeah.

什么情况 是让我站上去吗？嗯

OK. I'm sure you all remember the two electricians who work at the show, Kurt and Bernie.

好 大家肯定记得节目背后的这两名电工 Kurt和Bernie

Remind me, who is who? I'm Kurt. He's Kurt. I'm Bernie. OK, great.

谁是谁来着？我是Kurt 他是Bernie 我是Bernie 很好

And to be clear, Kurt and Bernie are not in a relationship.

申明一下 Kurt和Bernie不是恋爱关系

They are just friends. That's right, Ellen.

他们只是朋友 对 艾伦

We just live together in a studio apartment.

我们只不过一起住在一个小公寓里

We do all the things that close, platonic friends do, like we go hiking together.

亲密的柏拉图式的朋友做的事 我们也做 比如 我们一起远足

We go wine tasting together. Bathing together. Yeah. For environmental reasons. OK.

我们一起去品酒 一起洗澡 对 为了环保 好

So why don't you show everybody how to use Zelle?

跟大家说说怎么用Zelle吧

It's so easy, Ellen.

很简单的 艾伦

I use it all the time to send money to Kurt when we're dining to split the check,

我经常在跟Kurt吃饭AA的时候 用Zelle给他转钱

to pay our dog walker, or for some undisclosed services.

我们还用它给遛狗人付钱 还有一些秘密服务

What undisclosed services? Don't you worry about that, Ellen.

什么秘密服务？这个你就别操心了 艾伦

OK. Let's stick to the script, you two. All right. Sure. Sure.

好吧 你俩按剧本演啊 好 没问题 没问题

It's so easy. You can find Zelle on your banking app.

用起来很方便 银行软件上就有Zelle

All you need is a mobile phone number or an email to send money fast.

要想转钱快 只需要一个手机号或邮箱

You said that so well. Well, that's the nicest thing you've said to me all day.

你说得真好 这是你一整天对我说过最温柔的话了

Is this about last night? I told you I was sorry for yelling at you.

你还在因为昨晚的事怪我吗？我都跟你道歉了 不该吼你

I'm over it. I'm over it. I'm over it. You're so. Oh, you're over it. Oh, are you over it?

我不计较了 过去了 过去了 你真是 哦 你不计较了 哦 能过去吗？

Hey, hey, hey. I don't think so. We were talking about Zelle.

嘿嘿嘿 我不觉得 我们在讨论Zelle

Oh, I'm sorry. So sending money with Zelle will make your holiday shopping so much better.

哦 不好意思 用Zelle转钱会让你的假期购物变得愉快很多

And you can even use it to send money to apologize when you feel bad for yelling at your platonic friend.

如果你凶你柏拉图式的朋友后感觉很抱歉 还可以用它转钱安抚对方

That was thoughtful of you. Will you please forgive me?

你可真体贴啊 你能原谅我吗？

All right. That's enough.

好吧 够了

Zelle wants to help you with your holiday shopping, so you're all getting $150.

Zelle想帮助大家的假期购物 所以每人将获得150美元

And we'll be right back.

马上回来