Not only is it two days until Halloween, It's also Monday.

今天不光是距离万圣节只有两天 今天还是周一

So that means it's time for Me-Me Monday.

也就是说到了“周一表情包”的环节啦

It's Me-Me Monday Halloween edition,

今天是“周一表情包之万圣节”版

so I found some Halloween-themed memes and I'm going to show them to you right now.

我找到了一些万圣节主题的表情包 给大家看看

And then we're going to laugh and those are the rules.

记得要笑哦 这是规定

Here's the first one. He's behind me isn't he?

这是第一个 它在我身后 对不对？

Here's the next one.

下一个

There's always that one person who forgets the theme.

总有一个忘记主题的人

Here's another one. I love it.

下一个 我喜欢哎

Here's the next one.

下一个

This extra Halloween candy is making my stomach sick.

多吃了一个万圣节糖果 感觉胃不太舒服

Oh look, Halloween candy.

哦 看啊 万圣节糖果（喻示多莉健忘）

Here's another one. Feel my leg, I just shaved.

下一个 感受下我的腿 我刚剃完毛

Here's another one.

下一个

And they are asking, why you, why you kill them, but they never ask what's killing you.

他们总是问你为什么要杀他们 但却从来不问是谁杀了你

And finally. The face you make when your kid catches you eating their Halloween.

最后一个 当你的孩子抓猪你偷吃他们的万圣节糖果的时候 你的表情

Your kids catch you.

孩子抓住你

Sometimes, you guys, sometimes it's hard to read.

有时候认字儿挺难的

If you thought that baby was cute, you got to see the new babies that two people on my staff just had.

如果你觉得这个宝宝很可爱 那你一定要看一下我的两位员工刚生的宝宝

Not together, separately.

不是他俩一起生的 是各自跟别人生的

My writer Jamie and her husband Brett welcomed a baby boy.

我的编剧Jamie和她的丈夫Brett有了个新儿子

This is Sonny Huckleberry Cauley.

这位是Sonny Huckleberry Cauley

He's nine pounds, 11 ounces, but I'm told that he will get bigger.

他重九磅11盎司 但别人跟我说他还会长更大

They told me he will.

他们说肯定会的

My writer Troy and his wife Maria had a boy, and he looks just like his father.

我的编剧Troy和他妻子Maria有了个新儿子 长得跟他爸一模一样

This is their. That's Troy.

这是他们的 这是Troy

Same eyes, same nose, same chin.

一样的眼睛 鼻子和下巴

All right, here's the real baby.

好 这才是真正的宝宝

This is Bryce Beckett Thomas.

这位是Bryce Beckett Thomas

He's eight pounds, 2.3 ounces for those of you jotting it down.

他重八磅2.3盎司 方便你们记笔记

Congratulations Jamie and Troy.

恭喜Jamie和Troy

I have a shiny nickle for whoever gets back to work first.

谁先回来上班 就奖励他/她一枚闪亮亮的五分镍币