All right, so it's Tuesday and I hope you all tune in tonight to watch "The Kids Are All Right" on ABC,

好 今天是周二 希望大家晚上都能去看ABC播出的《孩子们都很好》

because they're sponsoring today's segment of Why I Don't Have Kids.

因为他们赞助了今天的“我为什么不要孩子”环节

Can you hear that music, Ninja?

你能听到音乐吗 Ninja？

Oh my gosh. What's up? Nothing. Focus.

哦我的天 怎么了？没事 你专心玩吧

Never mind, focus. I just I got to kill them good. I'm ready.

没啥事 你玩你的 我得杀了他们 我准备好了

OK. All right, so normally I show you pictures of why I don't have kids.

好 好 一般我会给大家看照片 告诉大家我为什么不要孩子

Today I have videos. This is from Lynette in Valley Stream, New York.

今天我准备的是视频 这个来自纽约谷溪的Lynette

This has what happened when I left my daughter watching cartoons.

我让女儿自己看动画片的时候发生了这

What happened? Why you did that?

什么情况？你怎么成这样了？

Mi amore. No! No, no, no. My God. No, mi amore. Dios mio.

我的爱茉莉（化妆品）啊 不要 不 不 我的天 别 我的爱茉莉 老天啊

I don't speak Spanish, but I'm pretty sure she's saying why did I have kids?

我不懂西语 不过我很确定她是在说我为什么要要孩子？

Ninja liked that one.

Ninja喜欢这个视频

All right, this is from Amy in Weatherford, Oklahoma.

好 这个来自俄克拉荷马州威德福的Amy

My kid wanted to make waffles.

我儿子想做华夫饼

What are you doing?

你在干嘛呢

Yeah. Do I like messes? No. No.

嗯 我喜欢一团乱吗？不 不喜欢

I hope they like ants, because that's what.

但愿他们不讨厌蚂蚁 因为那会招来

This is from Nikki in Farmington Hills, Michigan.

这个来自密歇根法明顿希尔斯的Nikki

I got home from work and found this. What?

我下班回家后发现了这一幕 什么

What are you doing? What are you doing?

你在干啥呢 你在干什么

Be-be-be-be. That's not cool, Ellie!

哔哔哔哔 这可不乖哦 Ellie

I would make a joke, but I don't like toilet humor.

我想讲个笑话的 不过我不喜欢跟马桶有关的幽默

So if your kid does something you think I should see please send it to me,

如果你的孩子做了些你觉得我应该看看的事 请发给我

and don't miss "The Kids Are All Right," season premiere tonight at 8:30 on ABC.

不要错过今晚8:30在ABC播出的《孩子们都很好》新一季首映哦