I watch you dance before the show, and recently I found a way to listen to your private conversations.

节目开始前 我会看大家跳舞 最近 我发现了个听你们说悄悄话的办法

It's completely legal. Completely legal, until I get caught.

这绝对合法 完全合法 直到我被抓包

And what I've done is I put teeny tiny, tiny little microphones in throughout the audience,

我在观众中放了很多特别小的微型麦克风

and you can't see them, but they're there.

你们看不到 但是有的

And I want to share with you a little bit of what I've heard in our latest edition of audience hidden microphone.

我想在最新一期观众席隐藏的麦克风中跟大家分享我听到的东西

Wow. Do you like turtles? Hey, do you like turtles?

哇哦 你喜欢海龟吗？嘿 你喜欢海龟不？

Do you? I have one. Do you like turtles?

你喜欢吗？我养了一只 你喜欢海龟吗？

Come on. How? Why?

快点 怎么回事？为什么？

I can make my hands look earrings. Oh my god.

我能让我的手看起来像耳环一样 哦天

Help me, I can't clap. I don't know how. Sure.

帮帮我 我不会鼓掌 我不知道怎么鼓掌 没问题

Err, hmm. Ho, he banging. Ho, he banging for real. Ho?

额 嗯 嚯 他在敲击 嚯 他真的在敲击 嚯

Oh, we banging. Uh-huh. Ho.

哦 我们敲击 啊哈 嚯

Is that George Stephanopoulos over there? Pardon me?

那是乔治·斯特凡诺普洛斯吗？什么？

Is that George Stephanopoulos? Yeah, that's him right there.

那是乔治·斯特凡诺普洛斯吗？对 那就是他

Uh-huh. George Stephanopoulos.

啊哈 乔治·斯特凡诺普洛斯