There's so many inspiring videos online, but there are even more fail videos out there.
网上有很多鼓舞人心的视频 不过还有更多糗事视频
I don't get that why would people post embarrassing videos of themselves. What is the thought process there?
我不理解为啥人们喜欢晒自己的尴尬视频 他们是咋想的？
Linda, did you catch me when I rode my scooter into the garbage can, did you see that?
琳达 你看到我把脚踏车骑进垃圾桶里的样子了吗？看见了吗？
I'm gonna put it somewhere where my boss can see it.
我要把它放到我老板能看到的地方
I'm not complaining, coz without these videos, I wouldn't have one of my favorite games, Epic or Fail.
我没有抱怨 因为要是没有这些视频 我就不能玩最爱的游戏之一“史诗还是糗事”了

Everybody grab the paddle that's under your seat. All right, spanking is encouraged.
所有人拿起座位下的表态板 好 不听话打屁屁哦
That's right. Look people, right at it. Yep.
对 看看大家 都很听话啊 嗯
All right, I'm seeing these twitching eyes, it really is hot in here. It is, yeah.
好 我看到了这些颤动的眼光 这里面很热啊 是的
It's very hot. June. Summer! Summer time. It's like church in here!
很热 六月 夏天啊 夏天到了 这里面跟教堂一样
All right. Well, we're seeing this for the first time, we'll play along, let's see the first video.
好 这是第一次看 就要开始玩游戏了 来看第一个视频
I don't know. Really? I don't feel good about him.
不晓得 真的吗？我感觉不太好
It just looked dangerous to be going backwards like that. All right, next one. Yeah!
像那样往后退很危险的 好 下一个 好
I don't think that's gonna be, yup. All right, and a few people that don't agree.
我觉得不会 嗯 好 有几个人觉得会失败
Wow, that is amazing. That must feel so good to do something like that. Next one.
哇哦 太厉害了 能做到那个感觉一定很棒 下一个
See, I don't know about that. Somebody gets hurt I think. I don't know about that. Yeah, all right.
嗯 我不太清楚 应该会有人受伤吧 不清楚 嗯 好吧
Was she aiming at a wall? They hit it right back.
她是瞄准了墙吗？直接就给打回来了
Where was she aiming? All right, next one.
她瞄在哪儿呢？好 下一个
Let's give this the benefit of doubt, right? All right. Wow!
我们姑且相信他会成功吧 好吗 好 哇哦！
All right, and this is the last one. Let's go Jess. Let's go Jessie. Mm-hm.
好 这是最后一个了 杰斯上吧 上啊杰西 嗯哼
She was running way to slow for that.
她还助跑了一段来减速
But she's certainly not running with confidence so.
但她明显跑的没有信心啊
Let's go Jessie. Let's go Jess. And she just gets up. All right.
杰西上吧 上啊杰斯 她直接就站起来了 好
That's how you play Epic or Fail. And this is how we dance.
这就是“史诗还是糗事” 现在该跳舞啦