千万别给孩子买这些玩具
日期:2018-06-10 06:16

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Spring is finally here. Oh, boy. It's exciting.

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春天终于来了 哦天 太激动了

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I'm seeing signs of it everywhere.

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到处都是春天的迹象啊

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Kanye's Twitter account came out of hibernation.

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卡内(歌手)的推特账号从冬眠中醒过来了

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It is in full bloom. And a lot of things are coming back to life.

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到处都是鲜花怒放 万物复苏

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There's one thing that is not coming back to life.

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只有一样东西还没活过来

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And that's Toys'R'Us. They announced that they're going out of business. Yep.

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那就是Toys'R'Us 他们宣布破产了 没错

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They're getting rid of their inventory.

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他们要清理存货

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And Barbie had to sell her dream house, get a job.

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芭比不得不卖掉自己的梦想之家 去找工作

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She's working at Hooters now. It's really sad.

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她现在在Hooters上班 挺可悲的

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Yeah. So I don't know if you're looking to buy toys.

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对 所以不知道大家想不想买玩具

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But if you are, I want to help. These are toys that I found on eBay.

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如果想买的话 我可以帮忙 这些是我在eBay上面找到的玩具

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And they should not be given to children.

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绝对不应该把它们送给孩子

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And these are 100% real, by the way. 100% real.

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说一下 这些是百分百真实的东西 货真价实

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Here is the first one. This one is called Scottie Bagpipe.

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这是第一个 这个叫Scottie Bagpipe

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In case you were worried it wasn't authentic, it says right there, "Sounds like a real bagpipe." I looked it up.

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为了打消你觉得它不真实的顾虑 这里写着“听起来像真的风笛声” 我上网查了一下

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Bagpipe is actually an old Irish word that means ear torture.

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Bagpipe其实是古爱尔兰语 意思是折磨耳朵

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Every parent dreams of hearing the pitter patter of little feet and the high pitched moan of a bagpipe.

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每位家长都渴望听到小脚丫嗒嗒的声音和风笛的高音呜咽声

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All right. Here's another toy. And this is from the '60s.

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好 这是另一个玩具 来自60年代

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This is Hasbro's Think-a-Tron. It says the machine thinks like a man.

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这是孩之宝出产的Think-a-Tron 它说这个机会像人一样思考

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It says, "It thinks, it answers, and it remembers."

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上面写着“它思考 它回答 它还有记忆”

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And then it has a beer and goes to bed.

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接着它还会喝瓶酒去睡觉

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Actually, I was told that President Trump just named this toy the new economic adviser. Yeah.

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其实 有人告诉我特朗普总统刚刚任命这款玩具为新的经济顾问 嗯

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All right. Here's another toy right here.

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好 还有另一个玩具

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And oh, what a catchy name.

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哦 这名字挺有吸引力啊

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This is the Flash Bubble Gun Cartoon Fish.

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这是“闪光的泡泡枪卡通鱼”

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Flash Bubble Gun Cartoon Fish. But here's what caught my eye.

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闪光的泡泡枪卡通鱼 不过吸引我眼球的是这个

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Look down here. It says on the package, "It will give you infinite pleasure."

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看下面这里 包装上写着“我将给你带来无限愉悦感”

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That is a serious promise.

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这个承诺有点重大呀

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I mean, I would understand if it said hours of enjoyment.

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如果写的是几小时的快乐 我还可以理解

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But infinite pleasure. Are the bubbles filled with motley? What's happening in here?

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但是无限愉悦感 这些泡泡里都是小丑吗?这什么情况?

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All right. Here's another one.

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好 这是另一个

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Before I unveil it, I found this toy. I can't figure it out.

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打开前 我发现了这个玩具 我搞不懂是啥情况

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So I'm going to let you decide what's happening here.

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所以我让大家来决定这是什么东西

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It is called Bam Bam.

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它叫Bam Bam

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And there is a button on the side that says "Try Me."

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侧面有个按钮 上面写着“按我”

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So here's what happens when you do that.

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按了之后是这种情况

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All right. You can make your own joke there.

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好 玩笑啥的大家就自行发挥吧

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Something something infinite pleasure.

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某某东西 某某东西 无限愉悦感

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So if you have kids, don't buy any of these toys.

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如果你家有小孩 千万不要买这些玩具

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And if you need somewhere to take your kids now that Toys'R'Us is closing, take a look at this.

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如果你需要带孩子去买玩具 既然Toys'R'Us要倒闭了 看看这个

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After filing for bankruptcy, Toys'R'Us will be closing all of its US stores.

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申请破产后 Toys'R'Us将会关闭它在美国的所有店铺

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With more and more toy sales occurring online,

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随着玩具销售越来越网络化

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today's kids are left searching for a location for their next epic meltdown.

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如今的孩子们很难找到下一个玩具大爆炸的玩耍场所

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That's why we want to invite all kids to throw their next tantrum at Chuck E Cheese.

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所以我们欢迎所有孩子来对着Chuck E Cheese大发雷霆

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Our carpeted floors are perfect for spreading out and getting hysterical.

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我们的地面铺有地毯 可以放心撒泼打滚 尽情玩乐

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We've got plenty of rides that you'll either cry because you want to go on them,

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我们有足够多的摩天轮 你要么是哭着想上去

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or cry because you want to get off.

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要么是哭着要下去

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It's up to you. And in case you can't come up with a reason to cry on your own, our mascot is a giant scary rat.

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一切随你 如果你找不到理由自己痛哭 那就让我们可怕的大老鼠吉祥物来吓吓你吧

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Chuck E. Cheese. One visit and your parents will wish we were going out of business too.

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Chuck E. Cheese 来一次 你的父母就巴不得我们也破产了

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