Well, as you can see, Twitch is not here today, which is a shame because his favorite sport is baby bowling,

大家看到了 推奇今天不在 很遗憾 因为他最喜欢的运动就是宝宝保龄球了

and because I like to look over there and see him laughing and hear him laughing.

还有就是我喜欢往那边看 看他笑 听他笑

Luckily, I like-- I have some old footage of him laughing.

幸运的是 我有一些他笑的旧视频

So whenever I need him to laugh, I'm just gonna cut to him and see what that looks like.

如果我想让他笑的话 就可以剪到他的画面 看看是什么样

Right, Twitch? Wasn't that funny.

对吧 推奇？是不是很搞笑

All right, well Twitch, if you loved that, you're gonna love this.

好 推奇 如果你喜欢刚才那个 那你一定也会喜欢现在这个

It's time for our segment "Me Me Monday."

到了“周一表情包”的时候了

All right, here's the first one.

好 这是第一个

When you take an Uber instead of walking three blocks.

你坐优步而不是步行三个街区的时候

Here's the next one. Her, your name please? Me, Stephen with a PH. Her, P-H-teven it is.

下一个 她：姓名？我：有ph的Stephen 她：那就是P-H-teven

Twitch, you can probably relate to that.

推奇 你可能有同感

Your name is Stephen, right? Absolutely. Absolutely. OK.

你姓Stephen 对吧 是的 是的 好

Here's another one. When you lie on your application but get the job anyway.

下一个 当你简历撒谎但却得到工作的时候

Here's another one. Guess this animal.

下一个 猜猜这是谁

Here's another one. Me in bed remembering when I waved to someone that was waving at someone else in 2011.

下一个 我躺在床上 想起了我在2011年朝一个在向别人挥手的人挥手

Here's one more. When someone asks you what's wrong, but nothing's wrong, that's just how your face looks.

最后一个 当别人问你怎么了 但其实什么事都没有 你的脸本来就长这样

If you see a meme you think I should see, please send it to me.

如果你看到了我应该看的表情包 请发给我