We have a new favorite game around here we're gonna play.
在这里我们会玩一个最新受我们欢迎的游戏
It's called Five Second Rule, and Kevin is gonna say, like, a category,
叫做五秒规则 凯文会说 像 一个范畴
and we have to say five things--uh, three things in five seconds.
然后我们要说五件事情--嗯 三件事情在五秒之内说完
Okay. And then as soon as we say it, then you hit that, and I'll go first
好的 然后就我们说完 然后你就按铃就像我这样做的
just so you see--it goes very, very quickly.
就像你看到的是很快 非常快的
I need to warm up anyway, so that's great.
我需要先热身 这真是太棒了
All right. Ready? Ellen, three things you do in front of a fire.
好的 准备好了吗？艾伦 在火炉前你会做的三件事

You toast marshmallows, you kiss and you have hot cocoa. Nice.
烤棉花糖 亲吻还有热可可 很好
Oh, that was good. No. Cheating. Cheater. Three people you want to kiss under the mistletoe.
哦 那太棒了 不可以 作弊 骗子 你想在槲寄生下亲吻的三个人
My boyfriend, Ryan Gosling, and Ryan Gosling again. Ooh. Three people. Ding!
我的男朋友 瑞恩·高斯林以及瑞恩·高斯林 喔 三个人 叮！
All right. All right. That's all right. Ellen.
可以 可以 那个可以 艾伦
Don't give her a point for that! Oh, come on! We all love Ryan!
她这样不能给她分！噢 拜托！我们都爱瑞恩
I know, but he's not three people. Okay, Ellen. All right.
我知道 但是他不是三个人 好的 艾伦 好吧
I'm competitive. Yeah. Three things you can pinch. Your cheek, your butt, a baby. Nice.
我求胜心切 是的 三件你可以捏东西 脸颊 屁股 婴儿 棒
I thought you were gonna say "nipple." Okay. Beth, besides your nipple, three--
我以为你会说“奶头” 好的 贝丝 除了你的奶头 三--
Three things you wouldn't want an ant to bite.
你不希望蚂蚁咬到的三个部位
Oh, um, your toe, your wrist, and your, mm, uh--Ooh. Eye.
噢 嗯 脚趾 手腕 还有 嗯 诶--噢 眼睛
After the clock. You sure wouldn't want it to bite your eye.
超时了 你一定不会希望咬到你的眼睛
I kept thinking dirty 'cause of "nipple," and then I couldn't say anything 'cause it's daytime.
因为“奶头”这个词一直让我想歪 而且因为现在是白天 所以我啥也不能说
Well, we just would've bleeped you. All right. All right.
嗯 你要是说了我们就消音嘛 好吧 好的
Ellen, three things you do on a nude beach.
艾伦 你在裸体沙滩上会做的三件事
You put sunscreen on, you cover yourself with a towel, and then you run.
涂防晒霜 用毛巾盖住自己 然后开始跑
Oh, with zero seconds. Oh. Beth, three things you bring on a first date.
噢 零秒钟 噢 贝丝 你会在约会那天做的三件事
Lipstick, breath mint, condom. Oh, boy.
口红 清新的薄荷糖 避孕套 噢 天哪
Well, we've learned a lot about you today.
好的 我们今天了解很多关于你的事情