Twitch, I have a video I want to show you.
推奇 我想给你看个视频
I think you're going to enjoy it very much. It's not a cat video.
我猜你一定会喜欢的 这不是一个猫猫的视频
It is a totally different video than a cat video, it's a raccoon.
绝对不是一个猫猫的视频啦 这是只浣熊
And this raccoon, first of all I love raccoons.
这只小浣熊 首先呢 我是很喜欢浣熊的
I know people are scared of them and you should be,
我知道人们都怕着他们 你应该也怕
cuz they can be vicious but they're cute as can be and smart as can be. This is a raccoon.
因为你怕他们会攻击你 但其实他们又聪明又伶俐 就是这只小浣熊

It found some cotton candy, and as raccoons do, they always wash their food first.
和其他浣熊一样 他发现了一些棉花糖 他们总会先把食物洗一洗
He's got some, he's so excited and then, what?
所以 他拿着棉花糖 他好兴奋的 可是然后 什么？
It was there. What happened? It was just right there.
在那儿 在那儿 发生了什么 它明明就在那里的呀
That'll teach him to eat cotton candy for dinner.
这大概能教会他们怎么把 棉花糖当做晚饭吃了
All right, I have one more for you, and it's not a raccoon.
好嘞 我还有一个视频要分享 这不是一只浣熊了
This is a totally different, well this is a dog, enjoy.
这完全不一样 他是一只狗 看吧
They could have helped out that little dog. That's a shame.
他们本来可以帮帮这狗狗的 太可惜了
I have one more video for you it's not a racoon, it's not a dog, it's obviously a?
我还有一个视频要给你们看 这不是一只浣熊 不是一只狗 他明显是一只
Cat? Nope. almost here？ Nah close. It's a weight lifter. Boy.
猫？不对 接近了?啊 接近了 他是个练举重的人 哦 我的天
I admire his overconfidence, I loved it. He was standing, he had it.
我佩服他那么的自信 哦我喜欢 他本来是站着的 他就快成功了
Anyway, enough with the videos, let's talk about love.
不管怎么说 今天的视频就放到这里了 然后我们来谈一谈爱
How many of you are on Tinder, be honest, who's on Tinder?
你们有多少人再用tinder 说实话 有多少？
Look it, good, it took one person, then finally a few other hands went up. More of you are.
看看 很好 本来只有一个举手 然后陆续的又举了一些 然后越来越多
Tinder is a great way to meet that special someone and to meet hundreds of not so special someones.
Tinder是一个很好的方式去结识一些特殊的人 也是结识几百个不那么特殊的人
There's a reason why it's popular. It's an Instagram account called Tinder nightmares.
所以他才那么火 他是instagram上的一个账户 叫“Tinder噩梦”
And these are some I want to share, this is the first one, you know what daddy like?
我想给你们分享一下 这是第一个 你知道爸爸什么喜欢吗
Well it isn't correct grammar. Here's another one.
恩 这语法好像不太对 这是另一个
Hi, I can't believe they let me use this app from jail. Here's another one.
嗨 我不敢相信 他们竟然同意我在监狱里使用app 还有一个
You good looking, You're quite good at putting together a sentence.
你长得貌美 你有很好的语言组织能力
I me to say you are good looking.
我要说 你确实长得貌美
Sorry I think I know a little more English than you. So please be quite thank you.
抱歉 我知道的英语比你多一些 所以 特别感谢你
One more. Did you fall from heaven because let's have sex.
再来一个 你从天堂落下来的么 因为 我们一起做爱吧
I don't think that's the phrase, right? All right. I am so glad I'm married.
好像不是这么说的 对吧？好吧 幸好我已经结婚了
To see more follow Tinder nightmares on Instagram We'll be back.
这是instagram上的”tinder噩梦“ 想要看更多的内容 我们下次见