We're gonna play a game. It's called "Never Have I Ever."
我们要玩一个游戏 叫做“我从来没有”
And here's how it works. I'm gonna ask a series of questions.
接下来是这么做 我会问一系列问题
Please pass these down. Take one and pass it down.
请传一下这个 拿一个然后传下去
And I'll play along with you.
我会和你们一起玩
I'm gonna ask a question, and we will all answer "I have" or "I have never."
我会问一些问题 然后我们要回答“我有过”或者“我没有过”
And the first one is, "Never ever have I been to a nude beach."
第一个问题是 “从来没有去裸体沙滩”
All right. Okay, put it down.
好的 可以了 放下来吧
"Never ever have I been arrested."
“从来没有被拘捕过”

"Never ever have I gotten a tattoo that I regret."
“从来没有因为纹身而后悔”
"Never ever have I joined the Mile High Club." Ah. Ah.
“从来没有参加过Mile High俱乐部” 啊 啊
"Never ever have I lied to get a job." Oh, come on.
“从来没有说谎而得到工作” 哦 拜托
How would you lie... I lie constantly to get a job.
你是怎么撒谎的…… 我不停的撒谎才得到的工作
"Never ever have I gotten out of a speeding ticket by being a celebrity."
“变成一个名人之后从来没有得到超速罚单”
No. Really? No. "Never ever have I forgotten the name of a date."
没有 真的？没有 “我从来没有忘记约会的时间”
Like-- like while you're with them?
像--就像你和她们在一起？
I don't understand that--
我不知道--
Yeah, that's difficult. While you're with them?
是的 那个很难 当你和他们在一起？
While you're with them? That would be really horrific.
当你和她们在一起？那会很可怕
Yeah. Yeah. No, I've never-- Ah. Yeah.
是的 是的 不是 我从来没有-- 嗯 是的
"Never ever have I seen one of my 'Mortdecai' costars naked."
“我从来没有在我的‘Mortdecai’主演裸体”
Ooh. Yeah. You've all seen each other naked.
哦 是的 你们都看过对方的裸体
"Never ever have I lied on a talk show."
“我从来没有在脱口秀上撒谎”
I don't believe you. I just don't believe.
我不相信你 我不相信你
"Never ever have I sexted." Ooh. Oh, yeah.
“从来没有发过不雅短信” 噢 哦 好的
Yeah, no, I haven't done that. Wow.
好的 不是吧 我从来没有做过那个 哇哦
"Never ever have I said a baby was cute
“孩子很难看的时候
when it was obviously ugly." Yeah.
从来没有说过他很可爱” 是的
Almost all the time. That's it.
很常见 就这样
"Mortdecai" opens in theaters Friday.
“Mortdecai”会在周五上映