Two animals, Porky the pig and Donald the duck, see something strange to them.

P: What's that four-legged furry thing?
D: Beats me. Why don't you get him to tell us who he is?
P: OK, Let me try. Hey! Hi, idiot.
D: Hey, Porky! Look at the tag hanging around its neck. It says G-O-D, God! You're in big trouble.
P: Oh, please forgive me. I didn't mean to call you an idiot, God.
D: Wait a minute! I read the tag backwards. It says D-O-G. DOG?
P: Oh my God! What a relief! By the way, where did you learn to read English?
D: Uh… I'd better not say.

my gosh = my goodness 避免 my God 任何情况都可使用
uh-oh 惨了
Who is that black-haired boy? I like that big-eyed girl.
furry (盖着)毛皮的
Beats me.难住了= I have no idea. beat (adj.累) = exausted I was beaten by sb. 被揍
I got him to wash the car. = I made him wash the car.
Give it a shot. "shot" means "try"
Howdy = How do you do? 正式场合不用
moron 弱智 idiot 白痴
Bill is in big trouble, because he didn't finish his work.
mean to do = intend to do
hold on = wait a minute
It is a relief that our test is over.