I grew up on a farm. I've beheaded chickens.

我在农场长大，我砍过鸡脑袋。

Oh, I can imagine. But did you ever see one of those chickens fake an orgasm?

不难想象。但是你见过鸡假装高潮吗？

More importantly, do you know why a woman would fake an orgasm?

更重要的是，你知道一个女人为什么要假装高潮吗？

Because that's one of the questions I hope to answer.

因为这就是我想要解开的一个问题。

This new job will require taking sexual histories in intimate, explicit detail.

这项工作将需要详细地记录亲密的性经历。

And to be honest, you don't seem the kind of woman that would cotton to such a task.

老实说，你看起来不是那种能承受这种工作的女人。

I'm not sure what kind of woman would.

我觉得没有任何女人能做到。

I'm not sure what kind of woman could hold her head up in church every Sunday knowing she'd spent the entire week talking smut!

什么样的女人能一整个礼拜都在讨论这些下流的东西，周日还昂首挺胸地去教堂啊！

Science. Slap on whatever fancy term you like.

这是科学。随便你怎么粉饰吧。

I'll schedule the first round of interviews as early as tomorrow. Thank you, Miss... Horchow.

我明天一早就给你安排面试。谢谢你，霍乔。女士。

Like today. We pass the time away.

就像今天的一天。我们在沙滩上。

Writing love letters. In the sand. How you laughed when I cried.

写下情书打发时光。每当潮水。

Each time I saw the tide. Take our love letters. From the sand. You made a vow.

卷走了我们的情书。你大笑起来。我却流泪了。你起誓说。

Daddy. On time tonight. That alone is cause for celebration.

好爸爸。今晚按时回家了哦。这就该庆祝一番。

Candles usually mean guests. Mm, not tonight. Just us two.

蜡烛通常意味着有客到。不，今晚就为你我而点。

You took your temperature?

你测体温了吗？

That doesn't mean you have to make a souffle, Lib.

你不用做蛋奶酥啊，莉比。

Oh, it's romantic. Iit's chocolate. Chocolate makes people feel, um...

这很浪漫嘛。而且是巧克力。巧克力让人...