Joey: Hey hey dancer girl! Can I go to the bathroom? I just…Here we go.
嘿嘿，跳舞的女孩！我可以去一下洗手间吗？我有点…好了！
Joey: Looking good Gellers!
很不错喔，盖勒兄妹！
Ross: We know!
还用你说！
Monica: Look, the snippy guy over there? He's the one who decides who gets up on the platform. We should go dance by him.
你看那个傲慢的家伙，他专门指定上平台的人。我们应该去他面前跳。
Ross: Ok.
好。
Director: Ok, everybody hold! Next on the platforms are…you two! And…You two!
全部暂停！接下来的平台舞者有……你们两个！还有……你们两个！
Monica: Excuse me, sir, would it help if I weren't wearing underpants?
请问一下如果我不穿内裤会入选吗？
Ross: Monica!
莫妮卡！
Ross: Would it?
会吗？
Ross: How about me?
那我不穿呢？
Joey: Hey! Tall guy! Listen, I uh wanted to talk to you about that that girl that you're dancing with.
嘿！高个！嘿，听着，我想和你谈谈那个和你一起跳舞女孩的事。
Tall Guy: Uh she's nice, huh? To think I almost brought my wife to this!
她真不赖，我还差点带老婆来！
Joey: Yeah, yeah, ok. Uh, loo look buddy, I came with that girl, ok?
是啊……好。老兄，我和她是一起来的？
Joey: And I had this plan to kiss her at the new years countdown, I'm trying to win her over, you know, so I was wondering…
我想在新年倒数时吻她，我想追她所以能不能……
Tall Guy: No I don't think so.
不行。
Joey: Oh come on man, youyou can dance with my partner, she's uh, she's real mellow!
拜托啦，你可以跟我的舞伴跳，她跳得很“西瓜”！
Tall Guy: Look, you're you dating this girl you came with?
你在跟这个女生交往吗？
Joey: Well, I was hoping after tonight that maybe I could you know…
我希望过了今晚可以……
Tall Guy: Nah, nah. She's fair game if you ask me, sorry buddy!
那就是公平竞争，抱歉！
Joey: Alright, hey, you know, fair is fair, I mean you know, when you're right, you're right, what can I say, but hey oh no!
好吧，公平竞争，你说得对，我还能说什么！
Tall Guy: God! What are you, in second grade?
你是小学生吗？
Joey: Hey, man, you're the one who wets pants.
尿裤子的是你。
Rachel: You guys, I'm telling you, Monica would not hide the presents down here.
莫妮卡不会把礼物藏在这里的。
Chandler: No, but she did. Look, there's that old hippie I've always wanted.
怎么不会，我一直想要一个老嬉皮。
Rachel: Well, you know what? If they are here, Gunther knows about it. Oh, and I could get it out of him. He's had a huge crush on me.
要是藏在这里，甘瑟一定知道。我可以去套他，他很喜欢我。
Phoebe: No, no! That's not fair to play with his head, though. No, you do it, Rachel.
这样利用他不公平，还是你去。
Rachel: Ok.
好。
Rachel: Hey Gunther. Hi. Getting to be that holiday time again huh?
甘瑟。圣诞佳节又要来了？
Gunther: Yes, it's like a miracle.
圣诞节确实很神奇。
Rachel: And you know, I was thinking, you know since it's the time of giving gifts, I was wondering are there any, presents around here for me?
我想说既然到了送礼的季节，不知道这里有没有我的礼物？
Rachel: You know what I mean?
你懂我的意思吧？
Phoebe: Hey, I think I've found them.
我找到了。
Chandler: That's the Toys for Tots collection bin.
那是要捐出去的玩具。
Phoebe: Well that's awfully convenient, don't you think?
很方便不是吗？
Chandler: For the tots it is.
对捐赠单位来说。
Rachel: Hey, you guys, guess what?
你们猜怎样？
Phoebe: Did you find them? !
你找到了吗？！
Rachel: No, Gunther fainted.
不是，甘瑟昏倒了。
Monica: Man, this sucks! You know if mom and dad don't see us on TV after we made them so jealous, I mean, who's gonna be the losers then?
真讨厌！要是被爸妈嫉妒完却没上电视，到时候谁是失败者？
Ross: Hey, I know what'll get us up on a platform!
我知道怎样可以上平台了！
Monica: What?
怎样？
Ross: The routine!
跳招牌舞！
Monica: Ross, we haven't done the routine since middle school.
我们中学毕业后就没跳过了。
Ross: Hey, when the snippy guy sees the routine, he'll wanna build us our own platform!
等那个傲慢的家伙看过招牌舞，会帮我们专门搭一座平台的！
Monica: Was it really that good?
有那么赞吗？
Ross: Wh? we got honorable mention in the brother/sister dance category!
我们得了兄弟姐妹组的特别奖！
Ross: Look, it's almost fake midnight, do we really have any other choice?
假的午夜快到了，我们还能怎样？
Monica: Ok, let's do it. Oh mom and dad are gonna be so faced! 5 6 7 8!
那好吧，爸妈会很有面子！五六七八！
Ross: So, do we really need to ask who's going up on the platform next?
接下来该谁上平台还用问吗？
Director: Oh no! You get up there and do that again exactly like that!
不用，你们上去照样再跳一遍！
Monica: Yes!
哦耶！
Director: Make sure you get this, Dick's gonna want it for the blooper show.
拍下来当搞笑表演用。
Director: Alright, cut!
好了，停！
Director: Listen up, everyone, when we start again, it's gonna be the countdown to new years, so I wanna see everybody's excitement.
全体注意，接下来是倒数计时，大家要很兴奋。
Tall Guy: Hey, guy, you got about three seconds to get away from my partner.
限你3秒钟之内离开我的舞伴。
Director: Oh what's going on over here?
怎么了？
Joey: Oh ju, take a look at the guy's pants!
你看他的裤子！
Joey: Huh? I mean, I know you told us to show excitement, but don't you think he went a little overboard?
你是叫我们要兴奋，但他也兴奋过头了吧？
Director: What's the matter with you? Get out of here!
你是有什么毛病吗？给我出场！
Joey: Yeah, take a hike wetpants!
滚啦，湿裤子！
Ross: Can you believe this? We're gonna be on the platform for the Millennium moment!
你相信吗？进入千禧年时我们会在平台上！
Monica: I know! Hey, you haven't been practicing the routine, have you?
我知道。你没有偷练招牌舞吧？
Ross: No!
当然没有！
Monica: Me too!
我也！
Ross: Hey, when the music starts up again, I was thinking of maybe going into the robot, you know?
音乐响起来时我想跳机器人舞步！
Monica: Ross, I think we should just stick to the routine, we don't wanna look stupid!
罗斯，跳招牌舞就好，我们不想看起来像傻瓜！
Director: Alright we're back! Ten seconds left, here we go! Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven!
回到现场！倒数10秒！10！9！8！7！
Joey's Head: Ok, it all comes down to this. Whatever happens, happens. Destiny.
好，这一刻终于来了。一切顺其自然命运的安排。
All: Three, Two, One!
3，2，1！
Director: Cut!
停！
Joey: No! Year! Happy No Year!
不（与“新”谐音）！…年，“新”年快乐！
Director: Ok, here's where we go to the live shot of Times Square, nice work everyone that's a wrap!
接着是时代广场的现场画面，大家辛苦了，收工！
Monica: Hey, what did that snippy guy say?
那个傲慢家伙说什么？
Ross: Uh, I think he's kicking out anyone who's not dancing. So just keep dancing.
他把不跳舞的人赶走了。所以继续跳。
Phoebe: Hey! Look who I found!
看我找到什么！
Chandler: Oh, hi guys!
你们好！
Phoebe: Ha ha. You know, birds have a very good sense of direction, and I thought maybe they could help us find where the presents are hidden.
鸟类的方向感很好，或许它们可以帮忙找出礼物。
Chandler: Yes, if the presents are hidden south for the winter.
如果礼物藏在南方过冬的话。
Phoebe: Oh. Or we could just follow your clever jokes any ideas? No! Didn't think so! Ok, come on, guys, show us where the presents are!
顺着你的笑话去找也行，你知道在哪里吗？当然不知道来，把礼物找出来！
Chandler: Oh, the duck seems to think that Monica got me garbage! Hmm, I wonder what I could get Monica that's as good as garbage?
鸭子似乎认为莫妮卡送我垃圾，什么样的回礼能跟垃圾一样好？
Phoebe: Hmm, how about my azzz?
我的AZ如何？
Rachel: Hey, this is hollow.
这是空的。
Phoebe: What?
什么？
Rachel: This bench, it's hollow!
这排座椅是空心的！
Rachel: I can't believe I never knew that!
我居然都不知道！
Rachel: Oh, the presents! !!
我们的礼物。
Phoebe: No, don't look directly at them!
不！不要直视它们！
Chandler: What?
什么？
Phoebe: Alright, no, we could look at them! Oh, this one's for me! Oh, this one's for Chandler. Here.
没事，可以看！这是我的！这是钱德的，拿去！
Chandler: All right!
太好了！
Phoebe: And the big one's for me!
大包的是我的！
Rachel: Ooh, let's open them!
赶快拆来看！
Chandler: Ok! Ok! Ok!
好！
Phoebe: Hee hee!
嘻嘻！
Chandler: Wait a minute, wait wait, we can't do this.
等等，我们不能这样。
Phoebe and Rachel: Why?
为什么？
Chandler: I don't wanna know what Monica got me. You know?
我不想知道莫妮卡送我什么。
Chandler: I mean, look, I'm sure she worked really hard at getting you a present, and wanting to surprise me, and you guys are gonna ruin that, and I, look, we have to put these back, this is not what Christmas is about.
她一定很用心的替我找礼物，想给我惊喜，你们这样会坏事，我们得把礼物放回去，这样不叫圣诞节。
Rachel: Whatever Linus, I'm opening mine.
谁理你，莱纳斯（漫画史努比的主人查理布朗的好朋友）我要拆我的。
Chandler: Nobody is opening anything, ok? Look, I don't know about you guys, but I wanna see the look on Monica's face when I give her my present, and I'm sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine. So please, please, can we just, can we put 'em back?
谁也不准拆！我不知道你们怎么想，但我想看莫妮卡收到礼物的表情，她一定也想看我收到礼物的表情。所以求求你们放回去！
Phoebe: Will you get us better gifts?
你会送我们更好的礼物吗？
Chandler: Fine!
好啦！
Monica: Hey guys!
你们好！
Monica: You found the presents? Chandler, you let them find the presents? Great! Do you know how long it took me to find you that water purifier?
你们找到礼物了？钱德，你让她们找到？真好！你知道为你选那个滤水器花了我多久工夫吗？
Chandler: That's what you got me?
你送我滤水器？
Phoebe: Oh yes, I see what you mean. That look is priceless.
这下我懂了，你的表情真棒。
Joey: Home sweet home, huh? Nice to, uh, get back to reality. Plus we uh, know how the New Year's gonna go off.
甜蜜的家，回到现实真好！我们也知道新年会怎样了。
Joey: I guess there's no reason for all that Y2K panic, you know? Anyway, good night!
千年虫根本没什么，对吧？好吧，晚安！
Janine: Joey.
乔伊。
Joey: Yeah?
怎样？
Janine: 3,2,1.
3，2，1.
Janine: Happy New Year.
新年快乐。
Joey: Oh, yoii. Wh what was that for?
这是干什么？
Janine: Well, I don't know tonight when they yelled cut and we didn't get to kiss, I was really, really, disappointed, and I just, I just really wanted to kiss you.
今晚当他们喊停，我们没能接吻，我真的很失望，我真的真的很想亲你，真的？
Joey: Really? In the moment, I I really wanted to kiss you too. I mean in the moment.
真的？此刻，我也真得很想吻你，此刻。
Janine: In the moment, huh?
那个时候也。
Joey: Yeah, well. But only in the moment, yeah.
那个时候？
Joey: So do you uh, wanna kiss again?
那么，你还想kiss吗？
Janine: Sure, New Year's Eve is only two weeks away.
想啊，离除夕只有2个星期了。
Janine: Can you wait?
你能等吗？
Joey: No.
不能。
Janine: Me neither.
我也是。
Joey: 3,2,
3，2…
Janine: Joey, you don't have to count down every time we kiss.
乔伊，不必每次接吻都倒数。
Joey: Uh, ok. Except I, sort of felt like I needed a couple of seconds to get ready.
好。但我觉得我需要几秒钟做准备。
Monica: We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled 'CUT!'
我们在平台上，准备带全世界跳进千禧年，那家伙却喊了停！
Phoebe: Oh, oh, so Joey didn't get to kiss Janine? Ross: Nope, he sure didn't.
所以乔伊也没亲到吉宁？当然没有。
Rachel: Wow, so then I guess that mean that you guys are still tied.
所以你和乔伊还是平分秋色咯。
Ross: Oh, I don't know about that. I think she saw us do our routine. Yeah, I may have boogied right into the first place.
那可不见得。她应该看到我们的招牌舞了，我用布吉舞步打头阵。
Rachel: Wait a minute, so wh, you guys are telling me that you actually did the routine from eighth grade?
等等，你们真的跳了八年级的招牌舞？
Monica: Yeah. But, of course we had to update it a little bit. Hey, by the way, great thinking about catching me!
对，不过当然得稍做修正，你反应真快，知道要接住我！
Rachel: Yeah. 'Cause I was gonna say there's no way you could've done the end the way you guys did it back then!
我正想说，你们绝不可能照以前的结尾跳！
Monica: What? We could do it!
什么？当然可以！
Ross: I don't know, I mean you were a lot bigger, I mean, stronger back then.
不行吧，你以前胖……壮多了。
Monica: I can do it, ok? Come on, let's go.
我可以，好吗？来吧。
Monica and Ross: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8
一二三四五六七八。
Monica: I can't do it!
我不行！
Chandler: Now you do that, you're on TV.
那样跳铁定能上电视。