Joey: Hey! ! We are so in luck! Treeger said we could have all this cool stuff from the basement. Wait right there.
嘿！！看我们运气多好！特雷盖说地下室的东西我们随便拿。等一下。
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, I'm, I'm paddling away!
噢，不-不-不，我要划向远方！
Joey: Huh? !
哈？！
Chandler: Wow! Really? ! We get all this rusty crap for free?
我们真的要这些生锈的废物？！免费拿？
Joey: Uh-huh. This and a bunch of bubble wrap and some of it is not even popped!
是啊，这个还有很多外包装气泡膜，有些气泡甚至没破呢！
Chandler: Could we be more white trash?
我们真算得上白人垃圾。
Monica: How desperate am I?
我很绝望吗？
Rachel: Oh! Good thing Chandler's not here, he always wins at this game.
幸好钱德不在这儿，他总是最绝望的。
Monica: I just told my mom I'd cater a party for her.
我刚刚告诉我妈，我要帮她的晚会准备食物。
Phoebe: How come?
为什么要这样做？
Monica: Because I need the money, and I thought that it'd be a great way to get rid of that last little smidgeon of self-respect.
因为我需要钱，而且我那点仅存的自尊不要也罢。
Ross: Come on, I think this is a good thing. I don't think mom would've hired you if she didn't think you were good at what you do.
这是一件好事。老妈若不是觉得你厨艺精湛才不会雇你呢。
Monica: You don't have to stick up for her. She can't hear you.
你犯不着替她说好话，她又听不见。
Rachel: Hey! Umm, you guys have any juice?
嘿！你有水果汁吗？
Joey: Just pickle.
只有泡菜。
Chandler: Hey uh, Rach, funny story. I ah, bumped into Joanna on the street yesterday.
很有趣。昨天我在街上碰见乔安娜了。
Rachel: My boss Joanna? Wow, that must've been awkward.
我的老板，乔安娜？喔，很惨吧。
Chandler: Well, no, actually she uh, asked me if I wanted to get a drink.
不，实际上，她只是问我是否想一起喝一杯。
Rachel: You ah, didn't say 'Yes' to that did you?
你没答应她吧？
Chandler: No. No.
没有。
Joanna: Hello Rachel.
嘿，瑞秋。
Chandler: Well, not at first.
起初我没答应。
Rachel: What is she doing here?
她在这里做什么？
Rachel: I don't understand! Last time you went out with her you said she was a 'big, dull dud.'
我不能理解！上次你跟她约会以后还说她是个'反应迟钝的笨女人'。
Chandler: Well, I think I judged her too quickly, and this time we were able to take the relationship to the next level.
好吧，我过早对她下结论了，现在我跟她可以做进一步的发展。
Rachel: Well, last time I almost got fired. You must end it, you must end it now!
上次我差点被开除。你必须跟她绝交，立刻！
Chandler: Oh, come on! It's not like this is an everyday occurrence for me! I mean usually I'm pretty much just in there by myself.
得了吧！我又不是天天有艳遇！通常我都是独处的。
Rachel: Chandler! ! Promise.
钱德！！答应我，跟她断交。
Joanna: Rachel, aren't you running late?
瑞秋，你快迟到了吧？
Rachel: Uhh no.
没有啊。
Joanna: You are if you pick me up a bagel.
你还要给我买百吉饼。
Rachel: Ok. Chandler, promise me you will end this now.
好的，钱德勒，答应我你这次会和她分手。
Chandler: Ok, I promise, I'll end it.
好的，我答应你。
Rachel: Thank you.
谢谢。
Chandler: But I hope you know what I'm giving up for ya, because she's not just the boss in your office, you know what I mean?
希望你知道，我为了你牺牲巨大，她可不光是你的老板而已，了解我的意思吧。
Joey: Yeah-eh-eah! Oh-oh, sorry, I-I knew what he meant.
耶！抱歉，我只是了解他的意思。
Mrs. Geller: How's the hired help?
大厨进展如何？
Monica: Doing great, the quiches are coming along.
非常好，乳蛋饼已经快好了。
Mrs. Geller: What's this? Blue nail polish?
这是什么？蓝色指甲油？
Monica: Yeah, I thought it was cute.
我认为它很可爱。
Mrs. Geller: Ahh, that's what your Grandmother's hands looked like when we found her.
我们发现你祖母时，她的手就这样。
Monica: Let-let me ask you a question.
我想问你一个问题。
Mrs. Geller: Hmm.
嗯。
Monica: Why did you hire me?
为什么你要雇我？
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well Richard raved about the food at his party, 'course you were sleeping with him.
理查德办晚会那次，说你的食物非常棒，当然那时你和他睡过。
Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was very nice, I assume you weren't sleeping with anyone there.
而且我听说在那个女同性恋的婚礼上你的食物也大受欢迎，我假定你没和那里的什么人睡过。
So, at least that would be something.
所以我认为你可能有两把刷子。
Monica: Oh my God! Did you hear that? She hired me because she thinks I'm good.
天啊！你听到了吗？她雇我是因为，她认为我很优秀。
Phoebe: Ok, I didn't hear that.
我倒没听见。
Monica: Oh yeah, she didn't hire me out of pity, it wasn't so she could pick on me in front of her friends, she actually thinks I'm good.
她不是可怜我才雇我的，也不是她想在她的朋友前挑剔我，而是她真的认为我很优秀。
Phoebe: Wow! And hey, it's cool if you're a lesbian!
喔！如果你是个同性恋就太酷了！
The Salesman: Good afternoon, are you the decision maker of the house?
下午好，你是一家之主吗？
Joey: Uhhhh.
啊~
The Salesman: Do you ah, currently own a set of encyclopedias?
你有大百科全书吗？
Joey: No! No. But ah, try the classifieds, people sell everything in there.
没有！你可以查查分类广告，卖什么的都有。
The Salesman: Actually, I'm not buying. I'm selling. Let me ask you one question.
实际上我不想买书，我是来卖书的。我想问你一个问题。
Do your friends ever have a conversation and you just nod along even though you're not really sure what they're talking about?
朋友们聊天的时候，你是否经常频频点头却不太明白他们在说什么？
Ross: I'm telling you it's totally unconstitutional.
我告诉你这是违反宪法的。
Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Rachel: Oh yeah, I totally agree.
没错，我完全同意。
Monica:...I think he deserves a Nobel Prize.
我认为他应获诺贝尔奖。
All: Nooo! !
不！！
Chandler: I mean it was like the Algonquin kids table.
这就像阿尔冈琴族的小孩儿桌一样。
The Salesman: Excuse me, I'm sorry, you haven't said anything for about two and a half minutes, are you at all interested?
对不起，这两分半钟你什么也没有说，你有兴趣吗？
Joey: Yeah-well-yeah! Yeah-oh-yeah. Come on in. Come on.
耶！耶。进来。
Phoebe: That's weird.
这很神秘。
Monica: What?
什么？
Phoebe: Your nails.
你的指甲。
Monica: Oh I know, I never wear fake ones. I just did it so my mom wouldn't give me grief about me biting them.
我知道，我从不戴假指甲的。这次是为了不让我妈抱怨我咬指甲。
Phoebe: Oh. No, I meant that it's weird that you only have nine now.
不，我的意思是现在你只戴着九个。
Monica: Oh my God. Wait a minute, I had them when I put...Oh my God! It's in the quiche! Oh My God!
天啊。等一下，刚才还是十个天啊！它在乳蛋饼里！天啊！
Phoebe: Ok, don't panic. I'm gonna go to the store, I'm gonna get you another set of nails, no one's gonna know, and you're gonna look great.
别慌，我现在就去商店，我将给你带回一套新的，神不知鬼不觉，你看起来依旧完美。
Oh! Oh, it's 'cause they're gonna eat - that's the problem.
哦！但是他们会吃掉它的，这才是问题。
Mrs. Geller: Honey, don't bite your nails.
亲爱的，不要咬你的指甲。
Monica: Ok ah, please don't freak out. Umm, but ah, there's a blue fingernail in-in one of the quiche cups, and there's no way to know which one.
好吧，别惊慌，有个乳蛋饼杯里有只我的蓝指甲，谁都不知道是哪一个杯子，
Phoebe: And! Whoever finds it wins the prize!
发现指甲就可以赢大奖！
Mrs. Geller: I'm not freaking out.
我没惊慌。
Monica: Um, why are you laughing?
那你为什么笑？
Mrs. Geller: It's nothing, it's just that now your father owes me five dollars.
没什么，这样你父亲输给我5美元。
Monica: What? You bet I'd lose a nail?
什么？你打赌我会掉一个指甲吗？
Mrs. Geller: Oh no, don't be silly. I just bet I'd need these.
别傻了。我打赌我会需要这些。
Monica: Frozen lasagnas?
冰冻宽面条？
Mrs. Geller: Um-hmm.
嗯。
Monica: You bet that I'd screw up? ! It's all that stuff about hiring me because I was good was...
你信我会搞砸？“你雇我是因为我很优秀”都是假的咯......
Mrs. Geller: No, that was all true. This was just in case you pulled a Monica.
不-不-不，那是真的。准备备用食物只是怕你又“很莫尼卡”。
Monica: You promised Dr. Weinburg, you'd never use that phrase.
你答应过外恩博格教授，你不再使用这个词了。
Mrs. Geller: Oh honey, come on, have a sense of humor, you've never been able to laugh at yourself.
亲爱的，来吧，幽默一点，你从未有自嘲的风度。
Monica: Right. My mom doesn't have any faith in me! Oh, that's hilarious! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
没错。我妈从没信任过我！好好笑！哈-哈-哈-哈。
Phoebe: I don't get it.
我不觉得好笑。
Mrs. Geller: No, I have faith...
不，我信任你......
Monica: No! You have lasagnas!
不！你只是有烤宽面条！
Oven: Ding!
(铃响)！
Phoebe: Oh, the ruined quiches are ready. Heey.
报废的乳蛋饼烤好了。
Chandler: I really don't think we should be doing this.
我认为我们不应该这样做。
Joanna: Ok.
好吧。
Chandler: It just doesn't...feel like we're breaking up.
我们好像并没有分手的样子。
Joanna: No, we are. I'm sad.
我们的确分手了。我很忧伤。
Chandler: Ok.
是的。
Joanna: Yes. Uh, can't you wait until tomorrow? All right. Aw, unbelievable! Aww.
不能等到明天吗？好吧。难以置信！！
Chandler: Thanks.
谢谢。
Joanna: No, no, that-that was my boss. I have to go.
不，不，是我的老板。我不得不走。
Chandler: Ok.
好。
Joanna: What're you doing?
你做什么？
Chandler: I'm getting dressed.
我穿衣服。
Joanna: Why?
为什么？
Chandler: When I walk outside naked people throw garbage at me.
如果我光溜溜走出去，会有人朝我扔垃圾。
Joanna: Wait. I wanna show you something.
等一下。我想给你看些东西。
Chandler: What is it?
是什么？
Joanna: Just a little gag gift somebody gave me. Put your hands together.
别人给我的一个让人兴奋的小礼物。把手并拢。
Chandler: Ah-ha, you're not the boss of me. Yeah, you are! Hmm, saucy.
啊哈，你不是我的老板。你是！好调皮。
Joanna: I'll be back in ten minutes.
10分钟后我就回来。
Chandler: You are, you're gonna leave me like this?
你就这样离开我？
Joanna: Knowing you're here, waiting for me I think it's kind of exciting, don't you?
你就乖乖地坐在这里等我，这真让人有些兴奋。
Chandler: Ok. But if you don't come back soon, there's pretty much nothing I can do about it!
好吧。但是如果你不能马上回来，我可也无计可施！
Joanna: Oh.
哦。
Sophie: Hi! I brought you back a macaroon!
嘿！我给你带了蛋白杏仁饼干！
Joanna: Oh great! I'll keep it in my butt with your nose.
太好了！这样我就可以用它撞你的鼻子了。
Rachel: That's weird, she locked the door.
奇怪，她竟然锁门。
Sophie: You know why? She's got the Christmas bonus list in there. I saw her working on it this morning.
你知道为什么吗？圣诞节的奖金清单就在里面。我早晨看见她在写。
Rachel: Ok, swear, you won't tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joanna's office. You wanna see the list?
好吧，你发誓不告诉别人，马克离开前给了我一把乔安娜办公室的钥匙。你想看清单吗？ Sophie: Yeah!
耶！
Chandler: Hi! How are you?
嘿！你好？
Chandler: Hello, Joanna...'s office.
你好，乔安娜......的办公室。
Joanna: I'm really sorry but I may be a little while longer.
真的很抱歉，我可能要多呆一小会儿。
Chandler: How little? !
有多小？！
Joanna: A couple of hours, I feel awful.
几个小时，这太可怕了。
Chandler: Look, this isn't funny! You get back here right now!
看，这一点都不有趣！你要马上回来！
Joanna: I can't! !
我不能！
Chandler: Why not? !
为什么？！
Joanna: I'm in my boss's car!
我正在我老板的车里！
Chandler: What? !
什么？！
Joanna: Uh-oh, tunnel.
噢，进隧道了。