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Now?
现在？　　
Well, the thing is, I can't.
嗯，事实上，我等不及。　　
wait to show you this hilarious Internet video.
要给你看看这个欢乐的网上视频。　　
What?
什么？　　
What is this?
这是什么？　　
Fight the power!
为力量而斗！　　
Pushing. Folding. Connecting.
推，叠，接。　　
It's so cute.
太可爱了。　　
Taping. Turning. Painting. Switching.
捆，转，涂，变。　　
Staring.
开始。　　
Motivating.
激活。　　
Placing button. I can't believe I've been watching this.
放置按钮，我简直不能相信这三个小时。　
for three hours. I know.
我的所见，我知道。　　
It's working.
它正在工作。　　
What do you guys want for breakfast?
你们早餐想吃什么？　　
Gummi Bears. Whoa, Steve, no.
橡胶熊，喔啊，Steve，不。　　
We both know how you get around Gummi Bears.
我们都知道你有多忌惮橡胶熊。　　
How about.
怎么样。　　
eggs. And toast.
鸡蛋，还有吐司。　　
Orange juice.
橘子汁。　　
And bacon. Bacon.
熏肉， 熏肉。　　
Nothing.
没什么。　　
To the computer.
到电脑这儿来。　　
So you're sure this is safe?
你确定这是安全的？　　
Don't worry. I have a Dangeometer that lets us know.
别担心，我有个计量表来监视。　　
if the food is going to over-mutate.
食物是否变异过度。　　
What happens if the food over-mutates?
要是食物过度变异会发生什么？　　
I don't know. But that'll never happen.
我不知道，但它绝不会发生。　　
All right, this probably won't explode.
行，这个很可能不会爆炸。　　
What?
什么？　　
Bacon.
熏肉。
妙语佳句
1.hilarious
欢闹的；非常滑稽的；喜不自禁的
So, again, we hear hilarious discussions on how to control the population.
所以，我们再次听到了关于控制人口的滑稽的讨论。
2.Switch
vt. 转换；用鞭子等抽打；
vi. 转换；抽打；换防；
n. 开关；转换；鞭子
They will be deleted when you switch to the visual editor.
这种注释将在您切换到可视编辑器时被删除。
3.get around
到处走走；逃避；说服；传开来（等于get round）；有办法应付
I need to figure out how to get around with this kind of limited range.
我必须要在这有限的车程里想出可以四处游玩的好方法。
4.explode
vi. 爆炸，爆发；激增
vt. 使爆炸；爆炸；推翻
The grenade just near my foot hissed white smoke, but it didn't explode.
就落在我脚边的那颗手榴弹嘶嘶地冒着白烟，可它并没爆炸。
考考你 (请翻译)
1.为力量而斗！　
2.我简直不能相信这三个小时。　

上期参考答案
1.That's why I did that.
2.The machine uses a principle of hydro-genetic mutation.