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It's a myth that hot chocolate is called "hot chocolate" because it involves bringing chocolate to a high temperature.
热巧克力被称为“hot chocolate”是个错误，因为它涉及到将巧克力置于高温下。
The truth is, hot chocolate means using "hawt chocolate".
事实上，热巧克力的意思是用“hawt巧克力”。
So it's important to start with a chocolate that you find the hottest.
所以重要的是，用你觉得最“辣”的巧克力。
For this first cocoa powder-based hot chocolate, you might consider a hot, tattooed barista cocoa powder, or a can of hot lumbersexual cocoa powder.
第一种是可可粉底热巧，你或许应该用一种热的、有纹身的咖啡师可可粉，或者一罐热的留胡子都市型男可可粉。
I'll use one tablespoon of each to mix the best of coffee making expertise with the ability to look rugged while having no idea how to operate a chainsaw.
我会每种可可粉都来一勺，混合绝佳的咖啡制作技艺，让我看起来非常坚毅粗犷，即使我都不知道怎么用链锯。
I'm heating up one cup of milk first but making sure not to boil it... exactly not like that.
我要加热一杯牛奶，但注意不要把它煮开……完全不像这样。
Once it's hot, it makes mixing the cocoa super easy.
一旦牛奶热了，混合可可粉就变得超级简单。
If the milk is cold, you'll be in hell trying to mix that up, which is ironic because hell isn't cold it's hot.
如果牛奶是冷的，混合难度就是地狱级的，很好笑，因为地狱不是冷的，是热的。
It's full of fire and brimstone and shit, so you'll want to try to avoid that.
里面全是火和硫磺之类的东西，所以你要尽量避免。
The whisk is a great tool to use for maximum declumpification.
打蛋器是一个很适合用来最大限度地去除杂质的工具。
I'm adding in a pinch of salt to cut the bitterness and to enhance the flavor of everything all the time.
我要加一小撮盐来减少苦味，增加每样东西的风味。
I'm adding in 3 teaspoons of honey to sweeten it.
加三茶匙蜂蜜让它变甜。
Check it for W.A.B.S., then adjust the sweetness and the chocolatiness to your liking.
检查一下它有没有“稀汤症”，然后根据你的喜好调整甜度和巧克力度。
Don't let the man tell you how sweet or how chocolatey to have your hot chocolate.
不要让别人告诉你热巧克力应该多甜或者多巧克力。
Let me tell you instead.
让我来告诉你。
3 teaspoons of honey.
3茶匙蜂蜜。
That's a damn fine cup of hot chocolate/cocoa.
这杯热巧克力/可可真是太好喝了。
For hot chocolate number two, I've got artsy hot semisweet baking chocolate and some hot intellectual semisweet baking chocolate which allows us to infuse the beverage with beautiful insights, stimulating thoughts, and the ability to speak with aggressively abstract, off-putting confidence.
至于第二种热巧克力，我准备了艺术家型热半甜烘焙巧克力和一些知识分子型热半甜烘焙巧克力，它会为我们的饮品注入美丽的见解，刺激的思想，以及用抽象的、令人讨厌的自信说话的能力。
We'll put in 4 to 6 squares of that semisweet chocolate.
放入4到6块这种半甜巧克力。
We'll just get that milk heated up.
我们把牛奶加热一下。
Let's ignore that boiling again.
让我们再次忽略它的沸腾。
For me, this is already complete.
对我来说，这已经完全可以了。
It's sweet enough.
够甜。
It tastes good.
好喝。
You may want a little brown sugar, half to a full teaspoon.
你可能想加一点红糖，半茶匙到一茶匙的量。
Then I'm gonna razzle dazzle this one with 1/8 of a teaspoon of ginger powder.
然后我要往这个上面撒1/8茶匙的姜粉。
If you don't like awesome things, I recommend not adding the ginger because this kicks major ass.
如果你不喜欢好吃的东西，我建议你不要加姜粉，因为这东西太美味了。
That's a damn fine hot chocolate.
这杯热巧克力真不错。
If you're not interested in making homemade hot chocolate, you can get a packet from the store.
如果你对自制热巧克力不感兴趣，你可以从商店买一包。
Simply mix it together with boiling water, then pour it into your bottle, get inside your crib and read a nice story.
简单地把它和开水混合在一起，然后把它倒进你的奶瓶里，进入你的婴儿床，讲一个动听的故事。
There once was a little boy who wanted to make hot chocolate.
从前有个小男孩想做热巧克力。
But he was too scared to put the ingredients together himself.
但他太害怕了，不敢自己动手把原料混合在一起。
So he made it from a package.
所以他是用饮品包冲的。
And instead of growing up, he spent his whole life being a big, big baby.
他没有长大，而是一生都在做一个巨婴。
And then he realized that he just had and adult baby fetish.
然后他意识到他只是迷恋成人婴儿。
And he found a partner who was totally into it and they lived happily ever after, free from the judgement of society.
然后他找到了一个和他完全一样的伴侣，他们从此幸福地生活在一起，远离社会的评判。
The end.
结束。
For the third hot chocolate, which is a deep, mysterious and complex hot chocolate.
第三种热巧克力，是一种深沉、神秘、复杂的热巧克力。
We've got hawt surfer 85% dark chocolate and some hawt raver 85% dark chocolate.
准备85%的冲浪者黑巧克力和85%的寻欢作乐者黑巧克力。
This combines two of the world greatest athletes: the surfer is more of an explosive energy athlete, while the raver is an endurance athlete.
这结合了世界上最伟大的两类热爱运动的人：冲浪者是能量爆发性运动者，而寻欢作乐者是耐力运动型人。
But what's hawter than these two hawt chocolates?
但还有什么比这两种巧克力更棒呢？
The hawtest chocolate of them all: the chocolate that's just being itself.
这是所有巧克力中最厉害的一种：做自己的巧克力。
The chocolate whose identity isn't based on how big of a wave it can surf, what subgenre of minimal tech it can identify, how many Nietzsche ideas it can articulate, how rugged it looks.
巧克力的身份不是基于它冲的浪有多大，它能识别的最小技术的子类是什么，它能说出多少尼采的思想，它看起来有多坚毅。
It's just chocolate not needing to be anything other than chocolate.
它只是巧克力，除了当巧克力什么都不用做。
Just kidding you lazy fxxk, develop a style and be cool like the rest of other people who have figured out how to do that without trying too hard.
只是跟你这个懒人开个玩笑，像其他人那样去打造一种风格，酷起来，因为他们已经知道如何不费力地做到这一点。
Or don't... I'm not sure.
或者别这么做……我也不清楚。
We'll take 3 squares of the 85%, 1 cup of milk, 2 or 3 teaspoons of maple syrup, a couple drops of vanilla, and we're bringing that salt back.
拿3块85%的巧克力，一杯牛奶，2或3茶匙枫糖浆，几滴香草精，再加点刚刚用过的那个盐。
This is a good hot chocolate.
这是一种很棒的热巧克力。
If you wanna tell other people that they probably don't have the palate to enjoy something so sophisticated.
如果你跟别人这么说，他们很可能没有那种能享受如此复杂的东西的味觉。
That's a damn good hot chocolate.
这热巧克力真是太美味了。
And now you have an important decision to make.
现在你要做一个重要的决定。
Should you put marshmallows in your hot chocolate?
应该在热巧克力里放棉花糖吗？
The answer is simple.
答案很简单。
Look into your heart, think about what you like, and then say NO, you should not.
扪心自问，想想你喜欢什么，然后说不，你不应该。
The reason why is because marshmallows are objectively bad.
原因是，客观上来说，棉花糖是不好的。
They're really just a gimmick because marshmallows float.
棉花糖真的只是一个骗人的花招，因为它会浮在上面。
It's like reverse bubble tea.
就像反转的珍珠奶茶。
And if you think marshmallows are good, let's do a quick comparison against other sweet things.
如果你认为棉花糖是好东西，让我们与其他甜食做一个快速比较。
Marshmallows vs. Jujubes
棉花糖和软糖
Marshamllows vs. Sour Keys
棉花糖和酸钥匙糖
Marshmallows vs. Chocolate Covered Almonds
棉花糖和巧克力杏仁糖
Marshmallows vs. Stroopwafel
棉花糖和脆华夫饼
Marshmallows vs. Old Man Mints
棉花糖和老人薄荷糖
Marshmallows vs. A Shot of Molasses
棉花糖和糖浆
Marshmallows vs. Pizza Crust
棉花糖和披萨边
Marshmallows vs. A Honey Dipped Powerstone
棉花糖和蘸了蜂蜜的魔法石
Marshmallows vs. A sponge with sugar sprinkled on top
棉花糖和上面撒了糖的海绵
I think I made my point, but just to be a good sport I'm gonna...
我想我已经说得很明白了，但为了表示友好，我要…
Yup, nope, totally wrong.
没错，不行，完全搞错了。
Marshmallows are excellent with a classic hot cocoa.
棉花糖和经典的热可可是绝配。
But keep them the fxxk away from the other two hot chocolates.
但别让他们和另外两种热巧克力接触。
Have some dignity will you?
你能不能有点尊严？
Or don't.
没有也行。
Just put marshmallows in everything, why don't you.
往什么东西里都可以放棉花糖，有什么不可以的。
In any case, this hot chocolate will get you through winter.
无论如何，这杯热巧克力都能让你顺利度过冬天。
Or if you're living somewhere hot, it can also get you through the winter of your discontent.
或者如果你住在炎热的地方，它也可以让你度过不满的时刻。
Milk those negative feelings for all they're worth and bring yourself back with the delicious taste of homemade hot chocolate.
排出那些消极情绪，让自己回到自制热巧克力的美味中。
