内心柔软的烤奶酪三明治
日期:2021-11-20 10:00

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We're gonna start this sandwich by grabbing a chunk of medium cheddar.

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我们先拿一块中号切达干酪开始做三明治5D~4!N[LF;f,j=dE^

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Then you want to grab the cheese grater of your choice and an ice cold measuring cup or bowl.

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然后拿出你选中的奶酪刨丝器和一个冰冷的量杯或碗G9r&%tVkIRdZthial1

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The M in medium cheddar stands for melty or maximum meltitude.

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中号切达干酪中的M代表熔化度或最大熔化度bLj0!hsWu&I0sRBfB^

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Don't get long or short cheddar.

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不要用太长或太短的切达干酪WtI)0_8s3ss~D+.MVh=

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That stuff never melts properly.

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那些东西从来都融化的不怎么样L@|VaNdp6,g@rY

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And we'll grate around 1 cup.

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我们要磨出大概1杯干酪BQY#T7bzK6zd~Q9ei

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Then go ahead and whip that grater into the yard.

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然后去把刨丝器扔到院子里a-2Y8r%6IMxmj(+,RN6

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And then you wanna grab that salami.

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然后拿出意大利香肠3Q(C#P0_#r#-m%StcD

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We're gonna chop this sala...

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我们要把这些意大利香肠切……

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Oh, right, and then you wanna grab that... no...

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哦,忘了,然后你需要拿……不……

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Can you...? Thank you!

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你能不能……?谢谢!

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Now we're gonna chop the salami so that when you bite into this sandwich, you don't cause a cheese squeeze by trying to rip the salami apart with your teeth.

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现在我们要把香肠切碎,这样当你咬这个三明治的时候,就不会因为想要用牙齿把香肠撕开而造成奶酪的挤压U6&;pU[osDtbG.

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It's like having a toothpaste tube with no sides, which sucks unless your teeth are cylindrical.

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这就像一管没有封边的牙膏,很差劲,除非你的牙齿是圆柱形的.#P9VzAFtW

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So we're gonna let the knife do the chewing.

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所以我们要让刀来完成咀嚼这一部分36CFEdKqa[22e

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And then we'll grab a wild ocean pickle because they taste...

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然后我们拿一个野海酸黄瓜,因为它们尝起来……

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Whoops!

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哎呀!

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Because they taste a lot better than wild tree pickles.

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因为它们比野树酸黄瓜好吃多了EIF2HF1rb04KJ

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And it should be around 3 pickle widths long, or medium-sized.

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酸黄瓜的长度应该是它宽度的3倍,或者中等大小-l(|rrC^E4cO+dP

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We're gonna dice this so our sandwich has ubiquitous pickle-tude.

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我们要把它切成丁,这样三明治里就会充满无处不在的酸黄瓜GaQ3ceIcFTm

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Then you want to grab some non-alcoholic Dijon mustard and we'll put in around a teaspoon then we'll grab some fresh hot sauce.

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然后拿一些不含酒精的第戎芥末,加入大约一茶匙,然后再拿一些新鲜的辣酱k^8e8|bynNk@QxwK

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Put in a small squirt.

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挤出一点.

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Now grab a naturally-occurring fangs-jangler and give that a good wangjangle.

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现在拿一个自然生长的长满尖牙的搅拌工具,好好地搅拌搅拌3S8do0pCRC;rYGMK

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Whoops!

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哎呀!

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Now you want to take some fresh solar dried bread and well we all know that bread is inherently evil.

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现在你需要一些新鲜的太阳烤干的面包,我们都知道面包本身是邪恶的!RK_7(FrQcY4Wp7u

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It's a necessary evil because without it your sandwich won't have a floor or a ceiling.

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但这是必要的邪恶,因为没有它,你的三明治就没有地板或天花板jSGJbe39G~P9rk

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Now we'll grab some farmed rainforest butter and spread that on one side of each slice of bread.

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现在我们要拿一些人工种植的雨林黄油涂在每片面包的一面上,%!6TnxqAbtdBAH(Ugu

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Now we're gonna cook this low and slow by turning the stovetop on medium-low slowly.

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现在我们要用低火慢烤,把炉子慢慢调到中火rJlA636dup4s

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And get that first one into the pan.

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把第一片放进锅里^y%9^aJ;EWy

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You can't rush a grilled cheese.

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烤奶酪可不能急着吃kmOAR(@gaimdoAHOD)Zo

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And it's pan-fried not grilled.

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而且它是煎的,不是烤的Jx0T|7eTF9+!X

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Congratulations. Your life is a lie.

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恭喜你yLbPVu](Srvm%。你的生活就是一个谎言20KKGTkD~ycl

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Now we'll spread our chopped salami cheese mixture across that slice.

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现在我们把切好的香肠干酪混合物铺在这篇面包上63kzB^L7H=;wNo@

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I'm a firm believer in not trying to get it all on the bread in the first place.

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我坚信,不要一开始就把所有东西都放在面包上05]iOCZnXi5bvqTBs+]

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Just hock it in there, then use a two prong system to fix it.

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就把它堆在那里,然后用双叉系统来修复它ZC[my(S2cB_mF%E0mk

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The first prong being your four prong fork and the second prong being your no prong spoon.

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第一个叉是你的四叉叉子,第二个是你的无叉勺子1CBc(!^paYg=ET

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Now if I was an interior designer using the colors of orange green and salami to decorate a room, I'd say I'm probably unemployed and nobody feels sad about it.

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现在,如果我是一名室内设计师,用橙绿色和香肠的颜色来装饰房间,我觉得我很可能会失业,并且没有人会为此感到难过~8Tz0&[29v^NF9*_0qu

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Now just throw on the sandwich ceiling.

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现在把三明治天花板放上来ec7Em^Uhpu47

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Now you want to grab a nice flat Wangjang... Whoops!

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现在你需要拿一个比较平的搅拌……哎呀!

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You want to grab a nice... Whoop, that's tiny Wang-jangler.

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你需要拿一个……哎呀,这是迷你搅拌器XGKKwMS@ymoGagP

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I can never remember... Oh, there we go.

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我总是记不住……哦,在这呢K]PX,01#%i0elg

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I really need to label these.

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我真的得给它们贴个标签了.WgJ0@i_gEgXPwt7

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So we'll just pretend it was rolling when I did the first flip.

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我们就假装一个,我第一次翻面就翻得行云流水kVUi^U3Q+c^esBd5SXdB

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You want to cook that until it's golden brown and nice and melty, and we're done.

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把它煎至金黄色,干酪融化的程度,我们就做好了6Szlv6SZbQ1&rjS3lp=x

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Now quick impression. Who am I?

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现在,快速印象测试a~Mn%k2,V|5。我是谁?

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It's not techniclly a grilled-chese unless it's only chese, bread and butter.

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严格来说,它不是烤奶酪,只是奶酪、面包和黄油wqZB,FMPFz|Y8,

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If you put anything else in it, it's a melt, not a grilled cheese.

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如果你在里面放了别的东西,那就是融化奶酪,不是烤奶酪x+yI4ear.v

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Correct. That's an impression of a sad, sad, person.

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正确;8o2BVrhcqWY=。这是对一个悲伤的人的印象d_;l[,S%wg(L

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Also known as a bit of a purist.

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也被称为纯粹主义者gLWJI#(KlJ_CV

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Now my eyes are telling me I cooked this just a bit too long.

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现在我的眼睛告诉我,我煎的时间太长了ezexN7u(;sH!

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But my taste buds are telling my eyes to go fxxk themselves because that sandwich is goddamn perfect!

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但我的味蕾告诉我的眼睛,去死吧,因为那三明治太完美了!

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Lay on the floor, then

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躺在地板上,然后

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Hack it to the ceiling

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一直侵入天花板

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Take a bite

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咬一口

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Such a good feeling

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感觉太棒了

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Better than a vegetable, don't need peeling

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比蔬菜好,不用削皮

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Worshipping that sandwich, eat it while you're kneeling

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崇拜三明治,跪着吃

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Throw your forks and knives in the trash!

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把你的刀叉扔进垃圾堆!

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Sandwiches don't require tools like that!

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吃三明治不需要那些东西!

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If you wanna eat a steak

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如果你想吃牛排

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That was probably a bad decision to make

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那很可能是个糟糕的决定

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You should go and get 'em back

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你应该去搞一份过来

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Of all of the foods you can hold in your hand

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所有你能用手拿着吃的食物中

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The sandwich is the one that's way better than

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三明治最棒

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Any other that fits in the grip of your fist as you

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相比其他任何能握在手里

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Stuff it into the hole above your chin, yeah

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塞进下巴上方洞里的东西

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