We are right on target for Q3. I'm sorry. Can I call you back? Mom, I'm working!
我们正朝着第三季度的目标前进。抱歉。我一会儿给你打过去？妈妈，我在工作！
That's what you wear to work? I want you to meet someone.
你就穿这身儿工作？我想让你去见一个人。
This is a doctor. And he's single. She's much prettier with makeup.
是一名医生，目前单身。她化了妆会更漂亮的。
I'm wearing makeup!
我现在就是化了妆的！
I'm done casually dating on the holidays.
我不想再在假期随便约会了。
There's too much pressure. It's ridiculous.
压力太大了。也太离谱了。
Try being the only single one in a family.
要试着成为家里唯一的单身贵族。
Rodney said you didn't call.
罗德尼说你没给他打电话。
You didn't call him?
你没给他打电话？
Why didn't you call Rodney?
为什么你不给罗德尼打电话？
Why didn't you call Rodney?
为什么你不给罗德尼打电话？
Because I already have a boyfriend.
因为我已经有男朋友了呀。
Isn't he great? He's my holidate. Your what?
他很出色吧？他是我的假日约会对象。你的什么？

A date just for the holiday. No commitment.
只在节假日存在的约会对象。不需要什么承诺。
I need that for New Year's. We can be holidates.
我新年的时候需要这个。我们可以成为假日约会对象。
Come on! Friends with benefits never works.
拜托！炮友是行不通的。
Let's make it official. Non-sexual holidates from now on.
那我们就正式点吧。从现在开始，没有性爱的假日约会对象。
This is great. We avoid this stupid pressure and the judgment.
这招真是太棒了。不必承受莫名其妙的压力和批判。
Happy Easter, my little bunnies.
复活节快乐，我的小兔兔。
I want you to find someone who has real potential, not this holidate crap like your aunt.
我希望你找到一个真正能够发展的对象，而不是像你姨母那样的假日约会对象。
She seems like she's having fun.
可是她看起来很享受啊。
She's gonna die alone in a wheelchair and a diaper.
她会坐在轮椅上，包着尿布，然后孤独地死去。
Do we have the finger?
又找到手指吗？
Holidate rule number three, "Leave no holidate behind."
假日约会对象规定三：不能抛弃假日约会对象。
Our hands touched.
我们的手触碰到了。
Use protection?
有用安全套吗？
You like him. He likes you. These are not real problems.
你喜欢他。他也喜欢你。这些都不是什么问题。
I can't "like him" like him until I know for sure that he "likes me" likes me.
我不能就这样喜欢上他，除非我确定他真的喜欢我。
Happy New Year! Happy New Year!
新年快乐！新年快乐！
Maybe this holidate thing will turn into something.
也许假日约会对象会成真哦。
Why is everyone so suspicious of a happy single woman?
为什么大家都不相信一个女人单身也会很快乐？
You look really sad.
你看起来很伤心啊。
Humans aren't meant to be alone on holidays. Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
人类就不应该独自过节。谁都不应爱把宝贝晾在墙角。
Nobody drops Baby on her head.
谁都不应该让宝贝摔到头。