Speaking of big ratings, I'm happy to say a lot of people have been watching my Game of Games during the quarantine.

说到收视率 我很高兴大家在隔离期间都在看我的“游戏之王”

There's a new episode tonight.

今晚有新一期播出

You can see me and tWitch back when we were allowed to touch people.

你们可以看到过去的我和推奇 我们还能跟别人亲密接触

God, we used to be right next to people all the time.

天 以前的我们离彼此多近啊

I miss that. Not that I would touch people on Game of Games, because they were usually covered in goo.

太想念那种感觉了 并不是说我想接触游戏之王里的人们 他们身上经常都粘乎乎的

Game of Games is one of those shows that is perfect for the whole family.

游戏之王就是那种非常适合全家人一起观看的节目

And if you watch it, you get lots of ideas for games you can play while you're inside.

如果你看的话 就会得到很多在室内玩的游戏点子

Like tonight, we're playing a game that's called Tastebuds.

比如今晚 我们会玩“味蕾”游戏

So all you need is a blindfold.

所以你只需要一个眼罩就够了

You can even use a mask for that over your eyes, like the one I made, and some leftovers, and look how much fun you can have.

你甚至可以用口罩蒙在眼上 比如我做的那个 再弄一些剩饭菜 看看你们能玩的多开心

Ready? Go! OK. Go, go, go, go, go! Whoa! Whoa.

准备好了吗？开始 好 快快快快 哇 哇

Mm. Oh. Oh. Um, it's-- um, babies eat it. Baby food.

嗯 哦 哦 额 是 嗯 宝宝吃的东西 宝宝食物

Well-- Applesauce. Keep going. Uh-- Say more.

苹果酱 继续猜 额 再给点信息

No, describe other things. OK, uh, it's very-- pass! OK, all right.

不是 再描述一点内容 好 额 它很 过 好 好吧

--to your left, to your left, and down.

你左边 左边 低头

No, to you're right, Oh-- you got to try, come on, you got it!

不对 右边 哦 一定要尝试啊 加油 找到了

There. Find the food! OK. Tastes like a soup, almost.

吃到了 找食物 好 吃起来像汤一样

Oh it's a soup! Tomato soup. Take a bite. That's what you had.

哦 是汤 西红柿汤 吃一口 那是你吃的东西

Oh, you put it in soup. Oh, Oh! Chips. Oh, no like a chili.

哦 你会把它放在汤里 哦 哦 薯片 哦 不是 像辣椒一样

Oh, beans! Yes. Yes! Oh, we got beans! This is a mystery item.

哦 豆子 对 对 哦 我们猜对了 这是个神秘道具

Lean down, lean down. Mm--

弯腰 弯腰 嗯

Oh! Oh! What does it sound like? A horn, a horn!

哦 哦 听起来像什么？喇叭 喇叭

No, no, um, it's a-- In the bathtub! A rubber toy!

不对 不对 是 放在浴缸里的 橡皮玩具

Yes, yes. Oh, boy. I like the mystery items.

对 对 哦天 我喜欢那个神秘道具

Those are always fun to play.

真好玩儿啊

Even if you don't want to waste food to play a game like that, you can play with mystery items.

如果你不想浪费食物去玩那个游戏 那你可以用神秘道具

You can watch Game of Games tonight at 8:00 on NBC, every Tuesday night, really.

今晚8:00在NBC收看游戏之王 每周二晚上都有

Hopefully we're going to film a new season of Game of Games later this year.

希望今年晚些时候我们能录新一季的游戏之王

I think if we replace goo and slime with Purell, we're going to be pretty good.

我觉得如果用普瑞来（洗手液）代替各种粘液 应该会更好