艾伦跟粉丝玩"脏乱时刻"
日期:2020-03-20 11:43

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If I've said it once, I've said it 100 times.

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我已经说过无数遍啦

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Let's play Sloppy Seconds.

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来玩“脏乱时刻”吧

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All right, the jumping made me nervous because there was slime above your heads.

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好 你们跳来跳去让我看着紧张 你们头上有粘液呢

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Here's how you play this game.

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游戏是这么玩的

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The excitement stopped all of a sudden.

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突然就不那么激动了

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Above each of you is a 60 second clock and a bucket filled with slime.

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你们上方是一个60秒的计时器 还有一个装满了粘液的桶

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When I say go, you have to complete a challenge.

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我说开始的时候 你们得完成一项挑战

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The faster you do it, the better because that bucket will spill over when the clock hits zero.

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完成的越快越好 因为时间走完的时候桶里的粘液会倒在你们身上

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Once you both complete the challenge, we'll move on to another one.

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完成一项挑战后 我们将继续下一项

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But when you start to run out of time, you'll feel it start to drip.

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但如果时间快不够的时候 桶里的粘液会开始往下滴

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So prepare to get sloppy. All right, one last thing, no pressure.

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所以准备好被弄脏吧 好 最后一点 别有压力

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But Green Dot will give the winner $10,000.

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不过Green Dot会给获胜者1万美元

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Don't jump. All right, so remember, you got to-- you have 60 seconds.

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别跳 好 记住 你们得 有60秒时间

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You want to do things as fast as possible before we can stop.

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你们要完成的越快越好

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And I won't stop the other clock until you're completely done, whoever is still working.

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即便一人完成 另一个人的计时器也不会停

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All right, I know you can stream everything these days.

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好 现在大家想看什么就能看什么

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But I used to have to buy a CD and open it if I wanted to listen to music.

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但以前如果我想听音乐 还得先买CD来放

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So your first task is to open a CD and put the CD on your finger. Go.

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所以你们的第一项任务就是打开一张CD 并把它放在手指上 开始

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Oh my goodness. I don't even know if I can do this.

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天哪 不知道我能不能做到

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Oh gosh, this brings me back.

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哦天 感觉回到很久以前了

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I don't even know.

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我不知道

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Oh my gosh. Oh my God, OK.

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哦我的天 天哪 好

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My hands aren't working. Ah!

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我的手没用了 啊

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I know. It was such a hassle.

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我理解 太难开了

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All right, all right, stop our clock.

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好 好 计时器停

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You keep going. Keep going. Nothing's working. Kira is good.

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你继续 继续 打不开啊 Kira很好

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Oh, you're in trouble, Marisa.

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哦 你麻烦了 Marisa

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All right, oh, you're down to almost 15 seconds.

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好 哦 你只剩15秒左右了

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Can I break the CD? You can do whatever you want.

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我能把CD弄坏吗 你想咋弄都行

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You're running out of time.

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你没时间了

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All right, stop. All right, all right, boy oh boy.

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好 停 好 好 额滴个神啊

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Oh my goodness. OK--

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我勒个去 好

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Marisa, things are not looking good for you unless Kira really messes up.

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Marisa 你岌岌可危啊 除非Kira遭到极点

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All right, put those down.

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好 放下吧

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All right, there are a few shapes on your table.

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好 你们桌上有几种形状

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Luckily, there's also a baby block sorter.

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幸运的是 还有个儿童积木分类器

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Using only one hand, put all 10 of the shapes in the box.

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只用一只手 把10种形状放到盒子里

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One hand, go.

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一只手 开始

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Oh my goodness. Oh, Marisa, oh, Marisa.

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哦天 哦Marisa 哦Marisa

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Kira, you just won $10,000--from Green Dot Bank.

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Kira 你赢得了1万美元 来自Green Dot银行

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And for getting sloppy, you're getting a 65 inch TCL Roku TV.

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为了感谢你的参与 你将获得一台65英寸的TCL罗库电视

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We'll be right back.

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