Yes, that's the point. We're against each other. Iyiyiyi.
是的，这就是重点DQbN||w)X[(~o#K-g。我们是对立的MeLzAI_qLfoa(!。嘻嘻嘻嘻1vX|@NTSCA|l1]CxDQ。
How are you doing? You like games. I love games.
你状态还OK吗？你喜欢游戏，我喜欢游戏+8H^x02Wj)D1))Y^RsEp。
But time crunch type of games like these, I do not like.
但是像这样的限制时间类的游戏，我不喜欢=m7=eIsRfsLn)wV.yx。
So screw you for inviting me to this one.
去你的，邀请我来这里n]jc~,,xrCXb。
But you have five seconds. It's not time crunch. You have five seconds.
但你有5秒钟的时间1ite~W&|5xk-%=。不是时间紧迫itcFkwR2uPzV9d*Hd7[r。你只有5秒钟Nd#SK4Mv.FNsS9N5~Oz。
Five seconds, to you, seems like an eternity, does it? Yes. Yes. Yes.
对你来说，5秒就像是永恒，不是吗？是的，是的，是的5bFh,3u6+W_H)V。
Well, that's where we differ. Uh-huh, I see. Well, tWtich is going to read a category.
好吧，那就是我们不同的地方AZ!^Yny8=HU.。嗯，我明白了pyVtJgLIj|NdS。好的，tWtich将会读一个问题UHh);;R@W-h#)YD。
Yes. And then we will take turns. You saw Quinn do so well in this. Yes!
是的4@nYc*=XwfT1srG4)Y+。然后我们将轮流回答VKPxE>LUiODGtPuot。你看到奎恩在这方面做得很好D4~&un[j2#7XtWb*Is。是的！
And we have five seconds to name three things. I'll go first to show you how easy it is.
我们有五秒的时间说出三件事a3AZF|9bqxE8。我先让你演示一下这有多容易I*Y_bOcdxj[!=3OEu&P。
And I don't know the categories. I'm not shown them. So I cannot cheat.
我也不知道问题类型mu_iD5J[JQ@8EG。我没给他们看Pac@IwTprV-&6~BC3&vl。所以我不会作弊z%h,A.6=F6KQi。
tWtich, what are they? Ellen, name three things you yell when you win a game.
tWtitch，问题是什么呢？艾伦，当你赢了一场比赛时，说出你会喊出的三句话fO4F|Yz#%flmi。
I won! Ah-hah! In your face! Loser! Wow, bonus points. That was four.
我赢了！啊-哈！当着你的面！你这个失败者！喔，加分SDy8oP7ZObU。一共才4个hk!AO|6RB3w。
Well, I get carried away. She said she had time. And I still had 1.8 seconds.
好吧，我太激动了^g77Dpeb@Mi7ho&&AG|。她说她有时间!Y9vUd4cfz42Pa99z。我还有1.8秒ji)Cp8!b+iR[[。
Can you apply that to your next one? No, you cannot. OK.
你能把这个时间挪到下一个问题吗？不，你不能O.%pd(BtnFu+QD。好的7ZloPYOWFZ。
OK, Julia, name three things you yell when you lose a game!
好吧，茱莉亚，当输了比赛时你会喊出的三句话！

Ah! oh, why! That's not fair! Way to go. That's good. See?
啊！哦，为什么！太不公平了！行，好YxGO*aORz@F]b#wG。回答地很好啊3.Y9Z.xvY38k@X,fk。你看？
Five seconds, it's a long time. All right. Good.
五秒，那是很长的时间3uhU%1gVb19SWbSA。好吧xAS@eU[zCOxR。不错2Ujjv4jMZuM*4o.VZj9。
OK, Ellen, tell us three things you've done in the White House.
好吧，艾伦，告诉我们你在白宫做了三件事]]uL@%4xhVmi。
I have danced. I have received the Medal of Honor. And I have been carded.
我跳过舞FB@JVup6;c9mb#。我已经获得了荣誉勋章v_hm%M(Nw]。有人要求我出示身份证ONn*.@p@s1。
0.1. One second. Nice. OK, Julia, name three things you yell when watching the news.
0.1秒R7a%fw|,yr]。稍等OWiCqPuqk,O8;wxZ。不错x_xD3hSzeR*FJDamWN。好吧，茱莉亚，说出你看新闻时喊的三句话s,+N|HV--9UTGN7.。
Give me a break! Get off the screen! Get out of office!
饶了我吧！从演播台上下来！离开演播室！
Ellen, name three things you can squeeze. A butt, lemon, and kiwi.
艾伦，说出三样你能挤的东西oS6Cq+,[w9c0WYCU。屁股，柠檬，和奇异果6Rf~L0)l#v([vEe4K。
I don't-- I object. Am I allowed to object? Yes, you're objecting to the kiwi?
我不-我反对uDPk[Xx1AcCa%I!1p。我可以反对吗？可以，你反对奇异果？
Yeah, I have a problem with that. I guess-- I squeeze one this morning. Because--
是的，我对此有意见0eP_JE@-,;,JO。我猜--我今天早上挤了一个3jO+|2+xewH.-。因为--
I didn't squeeze it for juice. I tested it to see, for the ripeness. So I squeezed it. Go on.
我不是为了榨汁才挤的.jT9xo2;@%_!@。我只是检测了一下，看它是否成熟qwktP(mL[g.5MG4G&3~。所以我就捏了一下，继续be#dbM,4t~-Uce4。
OK, Julia, name three things you can stretch. Pantyhose, bubble gum, and a rubber band!
好吧，茱莉亚，说出三件你可以伸展的东西3qt+Gs;9)2PV5vhgK2。丝袜，泡泡糖，橡皮筋！
Oh, boy! You did it! We're tied! You're tied up. Oh, we are?
哦，天哪！你都做到了！我们比分打平了！你忙得不可开交的VNrZ;9TRk*U2[。噢，是吗？
It's all tied up. All right. All right.
都忙得不可开交的v%HX!QM#lo。好吧RG4hIx+bZS0*s~8gB07。好吧E[.iSP^B]0pJQt~。
OK, Ellen, give us three other words for butt. Bootay, caboose, ass. Nice.
好吧，艾伦，给我们三个词来形容屁股~UqFszsUfA[。屁股，守车，屁股J;95(8mHX8.Phoe*S。不错2yPr-,!nT|XKMnHVsw#O。
Oh, wow, OK, Julia, give us three daytime-friendly nicknames for a woman or man's private parts.
哦，哇，好吧，茱莉亚，给女人或男人的私处起三个友好型的绰号GW+b+iq![l#p[bj)_GI(。
Um, kooch-- Dink? I want to apologize to all of the United States of America.
嗯，kooch和丁克？我要向美利坚合众国全体人民道歉9BIQc]3|G;Ci。
Go see Downhill. It opens in theaters on Valentine's Day. We'll be right back.
去看电影《每况愈下》吧Oc9--.gXo8(H|!5EQpN。这个是情人节那天在电影院上映(jkZmgljTE0。我们很快就回来QijLhzoGGd5D-。