应该有部法律
日期:2020-01-25 17:07
(单词翻译:单击)
And now I thought I'd share some of my favorite There Should Be a Law responses from you guys.
我想和大家分享一些我喜欢的，关于“应该有法律”的问题和朋友们分享。
This first one is from @Suzatthelibrary. She says, There should be a law that if you play anything on your phone out loud on a public bus,
第一个来自@Suzatthelibrary，她说应该有个法律，如果你在公交上使用手机，而且音量太大的话，
the bus must immediately stop so other passengers can throw you out the window. Yes. Yeah.
公交必须停止，这样其它乘客可以将你扔出窗外，没错，没错。
This one is from @Annabananagrace. She says, There should be a law that you shouldn't tell someone
这个来自@Annabananagrace，她说应该有法律，你不应该告诉别人，
they look tired unless they're literally asleep. Yeah.
他们看起来很累，除非他们真的睡着了，没错。
Yeah, I agree with that. Hey you look tired. How you doing, Jimmy. You look really tired. You look real tired. Thanks. Thank you?
没错，我同意这点，嗨你看起来很累，吉米你感觉如何，你看起来很累，你真的很累，谢谢，谢谢？
You look like you're really sick. Yeah. Something wrong with you? You'd tell me if you had a stroke, right? Yeah.
你看起来是病了，你是怎么了呢？如果你被打了，应该告诉我，没错。
Somebody punch you in the face? This one is from @Miketbarrett. He says, There should be a law that if people get to swim with the dolphins,
之后海豚也需要和人们一起走路，这才公平呢，这个来自@immaddiemcneal。
Oh, Maddie McNeal. I feel like I'm being catfished. Yeah.
哦，麦迪·麦克尼尔 ，我感觉我被鲇鱼追赶了，没错。
She says, There should be law that New York sidewalk must have a tourist lane and a New Yorker lane. Yeah.
她说应该有法律，纽约人行道应该有一条游客大道，和一条纽约人大道，没错。
That's...Come on. That's what I'm talking about. I like that. That's good stuff. This is a road people.
好吧，这就是我想说的，我喜欢这个，好的事情，还有路人。
Move to one side if you're going to look at a map. This one is from @realjordanb.
挪到一边去，如果你需要看地图，这个来自@realjordanb，
They say, there should be a law that every Donald Trump newspaper headline starts with 'Florida man.'
他们说应该有法律，这样每一份小特报纸的头条都是从“佛州男子”开始的。
Florida man swallows tax returns. This one is from @Joeydestefano5.
佛州男子吞了税收申报单，这个来自@Joeydestefano5。
He says, There should be a law against using sirens in radio ads.
他说应该有法律，反对那些在广播广告中用汽笛的行为。
Am I getting pulled over or can I save up to 15% on my insurance for my RV?
我是被要求停车，或是可以节省15%的野营车保险费？
Make up your mind! Wee-oo. Wee-Oo. Oh, no. Pull over now. There's a great deal over at...
下定决心吧，嗡嗡，哦哦，不，现在停车，有很多....
You in the blue, Honda. This one is from @bgigglings. She says, There should be a law that if you're still paying student loans,
你是蓝色的本田，这个来自@bgigglings，她说应该有个法律，如果你一直在支付学生贷款，
you can still qualify for student discounts. Hey! Yeah!
如果你还一直有学生的打折资格，嘿嘿，耶耶。
That's actually a great idea. I agree with that. This last one is from @joannemj1.
这其实是个好办法，我同意哦，最后一个来自@joannemj1。
She says, There should be a law that the final piece of the puzzle has to be placed by the person who worked hardest on it.
她说应该有法律，最后一块拼图应该由最努力的人放置。
You just got here, Paul. Don't even think about swooping in on this at the last minute.
你可以了保罗，不要想着在最后一刻突袭。
Paul! There you have it, those are our Tonight Show Hashtags. To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.
保罗，就这么多，这就是今夜秀标签节目，了解更多精彩节目，请登录tonightshow.com/hashtags。
我想和大家分享一些我喜欢的，关于“应该有法律”的问题和朋友们分享。
This first one is from @Suzatthelibrary. She says, There should be a law that if you play anything on your phone out loud on a public bus,
第一个来自@Suzatthelibrary，她说应该有个法律，如果你在公交上使用手机，而且音量太大的话，
the bus must immediately stop so other passengers can throw you out the window. Yes. Yeah.
公交必须停止，这样其它乘客可以将你扔出窗外，没错，没错。
This one is from @Annabananagrace. She says, There should be a law that you shouldn't tell someone
这个来自@Annabananagrace，她说应该有法律，你不应该告诉别人，
they look tired unless they're literally asleep. Yeah.
他们看起来很累，除非他们真的睡着了，没错。
Yeah, I agree with that. Hey you look tired. How you doing, Jimmy. You look really tired. You look real tired. Thanks. Thank you?
没错，我同意这点，嗨你看起来很累，吉米你感觉如何，你看起来很累，你真的很累，谢谢，谢谢？
You look like you're really sick. Yeah. Something wrong with you? You'd tell me if you had a stroke, right? Yeah.
你看起来是病了，你是怎么了呢？如果你被打了，应该告诉我，没错。
Somebody punch you in the face? This one is from @Miketbarrett. He says, There should be a law that if people get to swim with the dolphins,
有人打你的脸了吗？这个来自@Miketbarrett，他说应该设立法律，如果人们和海豚游泳，
之后海豚也需要和人们一起走路，这才公平呢，这个来自@immaddiemcneal。
Oh, Maddie McNeal. I feel like I'm being catfished. Yeah.
哦，麦迪·麦克尼尔 ，我感觉我被鲇鱼追赶了，没错。
She says, There should be law that New York sidewalk must have a tourist lane and a New Yorker lane. Yeah.
她说应该有法律，纽约人行道应该有一条游客大道，和一条纽约人大道，没错。
That's...Come on. That's what I'm talking about. I like that. That's good stuff. This is a road people.
好吧，这就是我想说的，我喜欢这个，好的事情，还有路人。
Move to one side if you're going to look at a map. This one is from @realjordanb.
挪到一边去，如果你需要看地图，这个来自@realjordanb，
They say, there should be a law that every Donald Trump newspaper headline starts with 'Florida man.'
他们说应该有法律，这样每一份小特报纸的头条都是从“佛州男子”开始的。
Florida man swallows tax returns. This one is from @Joeydestefano5.
佛州男子吞了税收申报单，这个来自@Joeydestefano5。
He says, There should be a law against using sirens in radio ads.
他说应该有法律，反对那些在广播广告中用汽笛的行为。
Am I getting pulled over or can I save up to 15% on my insurance for my RV?
我是被要求停车，或是可以节省15%的野营车保险费？
Make up your mind! Wee-oo. Wee-Oo. Oh, no. Pull over now. There's a great deal over at...
下定决心吧，嗡嗡，哦哦，不，现在停车，有很多....
You in the blue, Honda. This one is from @bgigglings. She says, There should be a law that if you're still paying student loans,
你是蓝色的本田，这个来自@bgigglings，她说应该有个法律，如果你一直在支付学生贷款，
you can still qualify for student discounts. Hey! Yeah!
如果你还一直有学生的打折资格，嘿嘿，耶耶。
That's actually a great idea. I agree with that. This last one is from @joannemj1.
这其实是个好办法，我同意哦，最后一个来自@joannemj1。
She says, There should be a law that the final piece of the puzzle has to be placed by the person who worked hardest on it.
她说应该有法律，最后一块拼图应该由最努力的人放置。
You just got here, Paul. Don't even think about swooping in on this at the last minute.
你可以了保罗，不要想着在最后一刻突袭。
Paul! There you have it, those are our Tonight Show Hashtags. To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.
保罗，就这么多，这就是今夜秀标签节目，了解更多精彩节目，请登录tonightshow.com/hashtags。
