(单词翻译:单击)
Make me wanna screen grab. There it is. This is it, technology right here.
抓取屏幕节目，来了，来咯，科技在这里。
Right there. There you go. Grabbin' that screen, man. This is it. Is that not a...
在这里，开始吧，抓取屏幕兄弟，这就是，这个不是...
These are weird... These are weird, funny thing that you guys have found on the Internet or other place and sent in to us,
这些是奇怪的，有趣的事情，你们在网络上或是其它地方找到的，然后发给了我们。
like, different things you took a screen grab of. That's why we call it Screengrabs.
比如，一些你在屏幕上截取的东西，这就是我们为什么叫屏幕抓取的原因。
Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. You didn't know that? No, just realized it now. Screen grab.
哦，我不知道这个，好吧，你不知道？不知道，刚才意识到的，屏幕抓取。
Yeah. Grabbed it from the screen. Love it.
好吧，从屏幕上抓取，喜欢这个。
The first screen grab was sent in by David White. He was looking for direction for the closest Starbucks.
第一个抓屏是大威·怀特发的，他正在寻找最近的星巴克。
Here's what it said. Drive 1.9 miles, then kayak across the Pacific Ocean. What?
看看地图是怎么说的，开车1.9英里，之后划独木舟越过太平洋，啥？
I didn't know your phone could tell you that. Kayak. Kayak? Yeah.
我不知道你的手机会这么说，独木舟，独木舟？好吧。
Kayak across the Pacific Ocean is the directions. This next screen grab was sent in by Allison Stewart in Sacramento.
独木舟越过太平洋是方向，下一个抓屏是艾莉森·斯图亚特发的，来自萨克拉门托。
She was using a calorie tracking app, okay. So basically, it tells you how many calories you can have that day, alright.
她用的是卡路里跟踪app，好吧，基本上会告诉你你一天可以吸收多少卡路里，好吧。
And then down here, 40% off Blizzards at Dairy Queen.
来看看下面的，冰雪皇后的暴风雪打六折了。
Genius. Genius marketing. The next screen grab was sent in by Bryan Osterday in Cincinnati.
很聪明，聪明的销售，下一个抓屏是辛辛那提州的布莱恩发的。
It's an ad for a local school. Mm. Let's see what it said. Focused and fun.
这是一个当地学校的广告，恩恩，来看看怎么说的，关注和欢乐。
Especially for that kid sleeping right there. Let's just say it's fun. It's fun.
特别是对那个正在睡觉的孩子，让我们说只有快乐吧，很有趣。
Well, maybe it's neither. He's focused on sleep. He's not focused, either. He's just sleeping.
或许都不是，他正在专注睡觉，他没有在专注，他就是在睡觉。
The next screen grab was sent in by Dave Deetch in Kansas City, Missouri.
下一个是来自密苏里州的戴夫发的，来自堪萨斯城。
He was trying to find something to watch on cable. Let's see what he found. Oh. This Old Ho. Oh.
他试图在电视机上寻找要看的节目，来看看他找到了什么，哦，这间老房子，哦哦。
Love it. Love that show. Love that show. How long did that run? What's that?
喜欢，喜欢这个节目，喜欢这个节目，这个节目时长多久？啥？
That ran for about 14 seasons. Wow. It was one of my favorites Yeah, then it got canceled.
大约有14季，哦哦，这是我最喜欢的之一，没错，之后被取消了。
This next one was sent in by Brian Anderson in Ohio. He was listening to some satellite radio in his car
下一个是俄亥俄州的布莱恩发的，他正在车里面听卫星广播，
and came across this classic Don Henley song. Oh. All She Wants to Do Is Dan. Oh.
之后听到了唐·亨利的经典歌曲，哦，“她只想做丹”，哦哦。
That was on This Old Ho. No. Yeah. That the theme song? That was a great.... Yeah, it was the best.
这个在这间老房子里播放，不是，是的，主题歌？很棒哦，好吧，是最棒的。
Theme song. This next one was sent in by Patty Meyers in McHenry, Illinois.
主题歌，下一个是伊利诺伊州麦克亨利的派帝发的。
She was shopping online for a small trash can to put in the back of her car.
她正在网购一个小垃圾箱，可以放在后备箱的。
Let's see what she found. Oh, there's a trash can there. But what's she throwing away. Oh.
看看她发现了啥，哦，这里有一个垃圾箱，但看看她扔进垃圾箱的东西，哦哦。
Oh, my God. Again. Out of anything to put in the gar...You could throw anything away.
哦，老天啊，竟然在里面放...你可以放任何东西。
You could literally give m anything to throw away. That's what you hand me? The first thing.
你可以给我任何东西让我扔进去，这就是你给我的？第一个东西。
Well, again, This Old Ho strikes again. That was a great episode. Yeah, that was a fantastic episode. Season 4. Oh.
好吧，这间老房子又来了，很好的一季，没错，很不错的一季，第四季，哦。
No, it was Season 5. Are you sure? Yes, because... You're right, you're right. Yes, yes, you're right.
不是，是第五季，你确定？没错，因为...你是对的，没错，你是对的。
No, it was Season 4. It was Season 4. You're right, it was. That water must be cold. Okay, alright, thank you, Alexa.
不是，是第四季，第四季，好吧，没错，水一定凉了，好吧，谢谢艾丽莎。
This next one was sent in by Kyge Ramsey in Russellville, Kentucky.
下一个来自肯塔基州拉塞尔维尔的拉斯梅。
He was looking up health benefits of naps. Oh, great. Taking a nap, and then he saw this.
他正在找寻小睡对健康的好处，很棒，小睡，之后他找到了。
Having afternoon naps can make you live longer, scientists say. Then look at the next story.
午睡可以让你活的更久，科学家这么说，来看看下一个故事。
Afternoon naps linked to premature death. It's a toss-up, you know? Right.
午睡和早死亡有关，尚无定论，你知道吧，好吧。
This next one was sent in by Peter Cherrick in Connecticut. He was checking his Uber Eats app
下一个是康涅狄格州的皮特发的，他正在查询他的送餐应用。
to see if he lived in their delivery area. Let's see if he did. Ah, he's just outside.
看看他是否在送餐范围内，看看他是否在，哦，他刚刚出界。
Just outside of it. Just outside of it. You got to see a doctor, get that taken care of.
就在外面一点，就在外面一点，你应该去看医生了，看看是怎么回事。
Yeah. This next one was sent in by Betsy Daugherty in Derry, New Hampshire.
没错，下一个是新罕布什尔州的贝慈发的，来自迪丽市。
She was looking up sewing tips. Sewing tips. And found this right here.
她正在寻找缝纫技巧，在这里找到他想要的。
When sewing, always remember pattern placement is key. Let's see why. Oh, boy.
当缝纫时，总要记得图案放置是很重要的，看看为啥，老天啊。
Oh, my... I remember that. I remember that movie. That was Season 6. That was Season 6.
老天啊，我记得了，我记得那个电影了，这是第六季，第六季了。
Oh, was this...Oh, yeah. So good. So good. We're down to our last one.
这是...好吧，很好，很好，到了最后一个了。
This one is from Kim Black in Cambridge, Canada. She was reading an article online and spotted these links.
这个来自加拿大剑桥的金发来的，她说她在网上读了一篇文章，并发现了这些链接。
A 2,000-pound great white shark swimming off Florida coast.
一个2000磅的巨型大白鲨游到了佛州海岸附近。
Then right below it says, Florida's beaches are calling you. Book now on Kayak.
但下面却说，佛州海滩正在召唤你，现在就预定独木舟吧。
That's all the time we have for Screengrabs. If you have a funny screen grab,
这就是所有的截屏时间，如果你有有趣的截屏，
e-mail it to us atscreengrabs@tonightshow.com. We might put it on the show.
请在screengrabs@tonightshow.com发电邮给我们，我们或许会放在节目里。
