(单词翻译:单击)
Now, John, I'm sure you get asked this a lot, but can you give us any spoilers from The Rise of Skywalker?
好吧,约翰,我知道你已经被问过很多次了,但你能给我们任何《星球大战:天行者崛起》的剧透吗?
I'm in enough trouble so, no, I'm going to keep my mouth shut. Fair enough. Fair enough.
我已经有很多麻烦了,我肯定会闭嘴的,很正常,很正常 。
Maybe we could at least give some spoilers of things that definitely won't be in The Rise of Skywalker.
或许我们至少给大家一些剧透,虽然它不会出现在《星球大战:天行者崛起》中 。
I can do that. All right. It's time for Things You Won't Hear in Star Wars. Things You Won't Hear in Star Wars.
我可以做这个,好吧,下面是“你不会在星球大战中听到的台词”时间,你不会在星球大战中听到的台词 。
You won't hear Darth Vader say, Luke, I'm your daddy.
你不会听到达斯·维达说卢克,我是你爸爸 。
You won't hear Obi-Wan Kenobi say, Dang it, I forgot to wear Spanx under my robe today. Hashtag Jedi fail!
你不会听到欧比旺·肯诺比说靠,我今天忘了在斗篷里面配Spanx内衣了,#绝地武士失败!
You won't hear Yoda say, Just saw Dobby from Harry Potter on Tinder. Mmm! Did I? Right swipe, I will.
你不会听到尤达说,在Tinder交友应用上看到了哈利波特里面的多比,嗯,真的吗?我同意 。
You won't hear Finn say, The only reason I switched sides was because I saw the Can you hear me now? guy switch from Verizon to Sprint, so...
你不会听到芬说,我转变阵营的唯一原因是,因为我看到“你能听到我吗”先生从威瑞森电信换到了Sprint公司,所以...
You won't hear Luke Skywalker say, I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
你不会听到卢克·天行者说格雷格,我有乳头,能给我挤点奶吗?
You won't hear C3PO say, Okay, boomer. You won't hear Supreme Leader Snoke say,
你不会听到斯瑞皮欧说,好吧,老年人,你不会听到最高领袖斯努克说,
I just took a DNA test. Turns out I'm 100% that Sith.
我刚刚做了DNA测试,结果证明我是100%西斯 。
You won't hear Boba Fett say, I like hunting for the Millennium Falcon, but I love hunting for Black Friday deals at Kohl's.
你不会听到波巴·费特说,我喜欢狩猎千年鹰,但我更喜欢科尔士百货公司黑色星期五的打折 。
You won't hear Rey say, BB-8, you still need to, Ven...wait. That's some American stuff. Venmo?
你不会听到雷说,BB-8机器人,你依然需要,等一下,这是美国东西吧,Venmo移动支付?
Wait, let me take it again. Yeah. You won't hear Rey say, BB-8, you still need to Venmo me for our Uber. Your round, bitch.
等一下,让我再说一遍,好吧,你不会听到雷说,BB-8机器人,你依然需要Venmo移动支付来支付优步,该你了傻子 。
And finally, you won't hear Kylo Ren say, You think Baby Yoda is cute? Well, check out Hot Yoda.
最后,你不会听到凯洛·伦说,你认为婴儿尤达可爱?好吧,来看看火热版尤达 。
I can't wait to not hear all those things in Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker.
我等不及听所有与《星球大战:天行者崛起》有关的事情 。
My thanks to John Boyega! Stick around. We'll be right back with more of The Tonight Show, everyone.
感谢约翰·波耶加,不要走开,今夜秀节目马上回来 。