You know how we tell kids not to talk to strangers?

我们总告诉孩子不要跟陌生人说话

Well, I do the opposite with my writers.

但我却让我的编剧反其道而行

I send them out and I make them talk to strangers using only song lyrics, because it makes me very, very happy.

我让他们只能用歌词去跟陌生人说话 因为我就好这一口

So the other day, I sent Lauren and Bente to Barnes & Noble. And here's what happened.

所以前几天 我让Lauren和Bente去了Barnes & Noble 这就是当时的情况

I know we be so complicated.

明知你我之间混杂不清

I can't have what I want, but neither can you.

我得不所欲 你也难得所期

You ain't my boyfriend. You ain't my boyfriend.

你做不了我的男友 你做不了我的男友

Boyfriend. Hm? I ain't your girlfriend. Okay.

男友 嗯？我也成不了你的女友 好吧

But you don't want me to see nobody else.

但你却依然死缠不放

Yeah, I don't know you.

嗯 我不认识你

And I don't want you to see nobody else.

我也难以释手离去

But you ain't my boyfriend. And I ain't your girlfriend. Okay.

你做不了我的男友 我也成不了你的女友

But you don't want me to touch nobody else.

但你却依然死缠不放

Are you in line?

你在排队吗？

Here's a book called in pain. The story of right now.

这有本书叫《痛苦中》 太合时宜了

I love it when you call me señorita.

我爱你称我为"我的小姐"时的样子

I love it when you call me señorita.

我爱你称我为"我的小姐"时的样子

I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya.

多希望我可以假装不需要你

What? But every touch is ooh la la. It's true la la.

啥？但每一次触碰都妙不可语 真实无比 lalala

Oh, I should be running. But you keep me coming for ya.

噢 我想我应该逃走 噢但你却将我牢牢吸引掌控

We danced for hours in the sand. Tequila sunrise.

你我在沙滩上久久共舞 配上龙舌兰日出

Her body fit right in my hands, la la la.

她的身躯线条刚好适合你的手掌一握

Her body fit right in my hand, la la la.

她的身躯线条刚好适合你的手掌一握

It felt like ooh la la la. It felt like ooh la la.

那感觉一如 噢妙不可语

Yeah. I love it when you call me señorita.

嗯 我爱你称我为"我的小姐"时的样子

I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya.

多希望我可以假装不需要你

But every touch is--

但每一次触碰

Oh my God. He's very handsome.

哦天哪 他好帅

I love it when you call me señorita.

我爱你称我为"我的小姐"时的样子

I love it when you call me señorita.

我爱你称我为"我的小姐"时的样子

I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya.

多希望我可以假装不需要你

I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya.

多希望我可以假装不需要你

But every touch is ooh la la la. And every touch is ooh la la.

但每一次触碰都妙不可语 但每一次触碰都妙不可语

Ooh, I should be running. Oh, I should be running.

噢 我想我应该逃走 噢 我想我应该逃走

Ooh, you keep me coming for you.

噢但你却将我牢牢吸引掌控

I promise that you'll never find another like me.

我保证你会发现我是无可替代的

I know that I'm a handful, baby, uh.

我知道我是不好驾驭的那款 亲爱的

I know that I'm a handful, baby.

我知道我是不好驾驭的那款 亲爱的

Huh? I know I never think before I jump.

哈？我知道我向来不计后果就做决定

How's your day going?

你还好吗？

You're the kind of guy the ladies want. Oh Yeah?

你是名媛们梦寐以求的那种极品男人 哦 是吗？

Yeah, there are a lot of cool chicks out there. That's true.

嗯 外面的莺莺燕燕也都在虎视眈眈 那倒是真的

I know I went psycho on the phone. You went psycho?

我知道电话那头的我失了态 你失态了？

I never leave well enough alone. Oh no?

我从来无法保持风度独自收场 哦 不能吗？

Trouble's going to follow me where I go. Yeah.

随后纷扰缠身如影随形 嗯

Married? Like a rainbow with all the colors. Yeah.

结婚了吗？就像一道汇集所有颜色的彩虹 嗯

Baby doll, when it comes to a lover, I promise you'll never find another like me.

亲爱的宝贝 当你遇上那道彩虹 我发誓你再也无法找到另一个

Oh yeah? Ooh ooh ooh. What's your name? Lauren.

哦是吗？喔喔喔 你叫什么？Lauren

Lauren? Mhm. Hakeem. Nice to meet you. You as well.

Lauren 嗯 Hakeem 很高兴认识你 彼此彼此

You're the only one of you. Baby, that's the fun of you. And I promise--

你是世上绝无仅有的一个你 亲爱的 那也是你的迷人之处 我发誓

Girl, what's your number? I know I tend to make it about me.

姑娘 你电话号多少？我知道我有点膨胀了

I know I tend to make it about me. Yeah.

我知道我有点膨胀了 嗯

I know you never get just what you see. Never know.

我知道你在乎的不只是外表 说不定哦

But I'll never bore you, baby. That's good to know.

但是亲爱的 我绝不会令你厌倦 很好啊

You come here often? Thank you. I'll be-- I'll be right back.

你经常来这儿吗？谢谢 我 我先走了

Cause one of these things is not like the others.

因为有些特质旁人无法复制

Livin' in winter, I am your summer.

我是你寒冬岁月里的温暖夏日

I should have taken my ring off and thrown it.

我早该把戒指摘下来扔掉的

Oh, thanks Lauren and Bente. We'll be right back.

哦 谢谢Lauren和Bente 马上回来