This show has more cute animals than any show on television.

这个节目上可爱的动物真是太多了

But, do you know what Netflix has the most of?

不过 大家知道Netflix上最多的是什么吗？

Cigarettes-- scientists found out that Netflix shows have more smoking on TV than anything else.

烟啊 科学家发现Netflix电视节目里的烟比任何节目都多

And I love Netflix, so I want to help this problem.

我喜欢Netflix 所以我想帮忙解决下这个问题

So I took the most popular shows, and I removed the cigarettes.

于是我就找了那些最受欢迎的剧 把烟给去掉了

And it looks like this now.

它们变成了这个样子

Not the queen, nor anyone else in my family-- No, sir.

不是女王 也不是我家里的任何一个人 不是 先生

I shall have to be brave. My darling one.

我一定要勇敢 亲爱的

We are in the lab? No, we're in NATO.

我们在实验室里吗？不是 是在NATO里

That is not what's happening. I turned into the hawk.

不是这样的 我加入的是鹰派

I came here to warn--

我来这儿是为了警告

This is the confron--

这跟

Yeah, she showed me a signed first edition of The Old Man and The Sea.

嗯 她给我看了签了字的《老人与海》第一版

And she says we're--

她说我们

I bet that girl can't even--

我猜那女孩不能

Another for my friend here--

再给我朋友来一瓶

Oh, thanks, man. Appreciate it.

哦 谢谢你 兄弟 我很感激

Yeah, it's all right. I'm celebrating.

不客气 我在庆祝呢