Thank you so much for being here.

非常感谢大家能来

I can tell you're filled with glee, aren't you?

能看出来大家非常高兴啊 对吧？

I like it. I like feeling the glee, and I like to know that you're feeling the glee.

我喜欢 我喜欢开心 我也想知道大家很开心

And I think I know why because the new Avengers movie opens this weekend. you hear that?

我知道大家为啥这么开心 因为这周末新的《复仇者联盟》就要上映了 知道吧

People are going crazy.

大家都要疯了

I mean, they're very, very excited, and there hasn't been a Marvel movie out for at least four weeks so this is good.

他们特别特别激动 至少有四周都没有漫威电影了 真好

Marvel is so worried that people are going to spoil it the directors posted-- did you see this?

漫威很担心大家会剧透 导演发了一篇 看过这个吗？

They posted a letter on Instagram.

他们在Instagram上发了一封信

It says, to the greatest fans in the world this is it. This is the end.

信里说 致全世界最棒的粉丝们 这就是终章 这就是结局了

The end of an unprecedented... I haven't read that much since school.

史无前例的结局...毕业后我就没看过这么多字了

Who wants to read that? This is true.

谁愿意读这么多？这是真的

Marvel actually filmed five different endings to this movie.

这部漫威电影其实拍了五种不同结局

And I don't know if you know this, but most movies just need the one.

不知道大家是否知道 但多数电影只需要那一个结局

Something like a money and time thing, but Marvel has a lot of both.

因为钱和时间之类的关系 不过漫威不缺这两样

So what you might not know is I also shoot five different endings for my show every single day.

大家可能不知道的是 我每天也给我的节目录制五种不同的结尾

I thought I'd show you some that we didn't use on Monday's show.

我想给大家看一些周一没有用上的结尾

If you saw it you know that I ended the show by saying, be kind to one another.

如果大家看了 就知道我会在结尾的时候说一句 善待他人

But we also considered using this ending.

但我们也考虑过采用这种结尾

I want to thank all my guests. Now who wants to wrestle?

我想感谢所有嘉宾 谁想摔跤？

Yeah, that was one.

对 那是其中一种

Then we shot another option. This is another one we thought--

然后我们录了另一种 这是我们录的另一种

I want to thank all my guests.

我想感谢所有嘉宾

I'll see you tomorrow you damn dirty apes.

明天见 该死的脏猩猩们

That was another one.

那是另一种

And we also shot this ending. I want to thank all my guests.

我们还录了这种结尾 我想感谢所有嘉宾

tWitch, you are the father.

推奇 你当爹了

Then this was the last ending, and we didn't use this one either obviously.

然后这是最后一种结尾 显然我们也没采用

I want to thank all my guests. I'll see you tomorrow. Be kind to one another, bye.

我想感谢所有嘉宾 明天见 善待他人 拜

So stay tuned to see what ending we use today.

不要离开 看看我们今天用的是哪种结尾