Right now, it's time to play a brand new game.

现在 该玩一个全新的游戏了

It's so new I don't even know how it works.

这个游戏新到我都不知道游戏规则

But it's called I Did Not See That Coming.

不过它叫做“我没想到会这样”

All right, here's what's going to happen.

好 是这样

tWitch and I will watch a video, and then it will stop, and then we have to guess what happens next.

我和推奇会看一个视频 视频会暂停 然后我们来猜接下来会发生什么

You're pretty good at things like this. We'll see. All right.

这方面你挺擅长的 一会儿就知道了 好

We'll each get a point if we get it right, and then I'll win, because I'm the boss.

如果我们猜对了就得一分 最后我会赢的 因为我是老板

Just how it works. All right. Here's the first one.

就是这样 好 这是第一个

OK. Who is in the car?

好 车里有什么人？

a-- an elderly woman; b-- two dogs; c-- three children.

a 一名老妇女 b 两只狗 c 三个孩子

I'm going to guess first, and I'm going to say two dogs.

我先猜 我选两只狗

I'm going to say three children. OK. Let's see.

我选三个孩子 好 我们看一下

Oh, tWitch.

不是吧 推奇

All right. That does not count, because had I seen a door being opened,

好 这个不算 要是我看到门开了

then I would have known that dogs weren't in there.

我肯定就知道里面没有狗了

But here's the next one.

这是下一个

The person inside the port-a-potty is a-- very tall; b-- very drunk; c-- very fast.

洗手间里的人a 很高 b 烂醉如泥 c 跑的很快

Do you want to guess first? Yeah, I'm going to say very fast.

你想先猜吗？嗯 我选跑很快吧

I'm going to say very drunk. I have a feeling it's tall, but let's see.

我选烂醉如泥 我感觉应该是很高 不过看看吧

I realized after the funny thing would be a tall person coming out.

我发现 在有趣的事情过后 就会出现一个很高的人

Anyway, here's another one.

来看下一个吧

What are they arguing about?

他们在争论什么？

a-- a football game; b-- Wizard of Oz; c-- lyrics to a Britney Spears song.

a 足球赛 b 绿野仙踪 c 布兰妮·斯皮尔斯某首歌的歌词

I'm going to go with a Britney Spears song. That would be amazing.

我选布兰妮·斯皮尔斯的歌 那就太棒了

I have to agree. I think it's a Britney Spears song.

我同意 我觉得是布兰妮·斯皮尔斯的歌

Her sister was a witch, right? And what was her sister?

她妹妹是个女巫 对吧？那她姐姐是什么？

A princess! The Wicked Witch of the East, bro.

公主！邪恶的东方女巫 兄弟

You're going to tell me I'm wrong? Am I wrong?

你要跟我说我不对吗？我错了吗？

She wore a crown, and she came down in a ball ..

她戴着王冠 在球里降下来...

Wow. Serious. All right.

哇哦 不是吧 好

I have to get this one right for a tie, because right now, it's 1-0. So here's last one.

这个我必须得猜对才能是平局 因为现在是1:0 最后一个

The bird is about to a-- attack; b-- sing "My Heart Will Go On";

这只鸟要a 进攻 b 唱“我心永恒”

c-- go inside his cage and close the door.

c 跑进笼子并关上门

I'm going to say attack. Yeah?

我觉得会进攻 是吗？

You think it does not like that song. Right.

你觉得它不喜欢这首歌 对

I can't go with you on that.

我不同意

I'm going to-- although that would be the funny thing.

我选 不过你说的会很好玩

I have to go with you. a-- attack.

我跟你一样吧 a 进攻

That bird was so irritated.

这只鸟很生气啊

Some birds just don't like Celine Dion, and they-- I told you I don't like that.

有些鸟就是不喜欢席琳·狄翁 跟你说过我不喜欢啦

All right. Let's-- you had one. Then I had one plus-- we're calculating.

好 你有一分 我有一加——还在计算中

I win, I am the winner. Better luck next time.

我赢了 我赢了 祝你下次好运啊