You guys, the holiday season is here right now. Are you feeling it right now? Oh, love it.
节日季就在眼前，你们感受到了吗？太棒了*Fva7dQHCEsW。
I read that, this year, Americans are expected to spend about 700 billion dollars.
听说美国人预计开销大约为7亿美金o9z&Px&rEEYc。
But keep in mind, half of that is just President Trump paying his lawyers. But still...
但记住，其中一半是小特用来支付律师的费用%5h;j6COfI!&6kqy|KX。
Speaking of the president, I read that the Trump administration is easing restrictions on school lunches
说到总统，听说小特政府放宽了对学校午餐的限制，
to allow more chocolate milk. I guess after losing Time's Person of the Year, Trump was trying to win a Kids' Choice Award.
允许加入更多巧克力牛奶，我猜输掉《时代》年度人物以后，小特试图赢下儿童选择奖.JVxw3]]~5。
Some more political news. I heard that Sarah Huckabee Sanders said that she deals with her workload as White House
来看更多政治新闻，听说莎拉·哈克比·桑德斯说她处理白宫新闻
Press Secretary by drinking "lots of coffee and a little wine in the evening".
秘书工作的方式是“晚上喝许多咖啡和一点红酒”L0,Is41;jJZ6O.w4=|。
And she didn't stop there. Then she added, On occasion, I might have a tiny bit more wine with that wine.
她还没说完，她接着说有时，我还会喝更多红酒再配上那些红酒1|qWtXYkOFpu7ysO!w。
Then she added, Then I check the president's Twitter feed and pour myself a small glass of Scotch.
之后她说，之后我检查小特的推特种子，之后再给自己倒一杯威士忌酒YPeDU#C7&y4Nz.+b。
Then she added, After that, I watch the news, and I may finish off four airplane bottles of vodka I keep in my purse for emergencies.
然后说我看新闻，我或许会喝完四小瓶伏特加，这些酒我会放在兜里以防万一R)Nlu+PAs,60u。
Then, finally, she added, When that doesn't work, I pour a bottle of whiskey into a mixing bowl,
最后她说，如果这些都不管用，我会将一杯威士忌放进一个搅拌碗中，
drink that, and finish it off with three shots of NyQuil just to take the edge off.
喝掉他，之后再喝完三小杯奈奎尔，减少醉酒的感觉*.(rUR%!Di%7S#1#c。

The handle on there. Yeah. Yeah. Get this, guys. I heard about a new toy this year called Yellies.
处理办法，没错没错，朋友们听说今年新推出了一款叫作“夜里赛”的玩具T~_5TIF3HKb]k.]9q。
They're these little robotic spiders that move faster when you yell at them.
它是小型机器蜘蛛，如果你对它们大声叫嚷，它们会移动得更快Zasitdp3;p&a;F[)。
Check out this commercial I saw for them earlier today. Yellies, Yellies, Yellies!
来看看我今早看到的这个广告，夜里赛，夜里赛，夜里赛Ky6M=PY*)XZ;5qXf。
Yell loud, go fast. Each sold separately. Yeah. Pretty cool.
大声叫嚷，走得更快，每个单个售卖，没错，很棒|J*lL%Lx-I+^yDw*I。
Well, it's so popular with kids that they've now decided to start advertising them to adults, as well.
孩子们很喜欢它，如今他们决定为成年人做个广告@dXQ4Bv2GWYVwUlj|&5I。
Yeah, check these out. And the best thing about Yellies is adults can play, too.
来看看，夜里赛最棒的地方是成人也能玩.8d^FRhtfgct。
Let's go! Yellies, let's go! Hey! Go! Just go! Let's go! Aaaaah! Batteries not included.
走吧夜里赛，走吧嗨嗨，走吧啊啊，不包括电池@wvex][cNm*(G%VLs=Kz。
Well, no wonder it doesn't work! Why didn't you tell me that in the first place?! Yeah, interesting.
难怪它没反应，你为什么事先不告诉我v=~Np|#BpXj。
Guys, listen to this. There's a new Carnival cruise ship that will have a roller coaster on its deck.
听听这个，新款狂欢节游轮将在甲板上安装过山车9x01olNL9B9+dTl0k。
Yeah, a roller coaster on a Carnival cruise. The captain was like, One way or another,
没错，游轮上有过山车，船长说不管怎样，
we're gonna make you barf. So, yeah, don't worry about it. We'll take care of it.
我们都会让你呕吐不止，不要担心，我们会处理好的iPR.i||3xlZR;*68*。
Here's a local story. To save money, New York City is thinking about cleaning subways less often.
来看看当地新闻，为了省钱纽约城考虑减少清理地铁的次数sB-B+4v7WQf|s。
Apparently, the annual once-over with a Wet-Nap was just way too expensive.
显然每年一次用湿纸巾做的迅速清理活动实在太昂贵M.y^|u*uQM2NA7。