And now I thought I'd share some of my favorite mom quotes from you guys. Here we go. This first one is from @victoria_pike.
来和大家分享一些我最喜欢的妈妈语录，来看看第一个，来自@维多利亚派克^D!fka]m#Q(!M0B8*L5。
She said yesterday my mom ordered a Tai Chi Latte from Starbucks.
她说昨天妈妈在星巴克点了一杯太极拿铁R-4vNX!i%W0Qf[&A1YW%。
Close. Chai tea. Use the energy. Yeah, she used the energy. Coffee pours itself. Yeah. You're clean. Very slowly.
很接近了，印度奶茶，利用能量，她用能量，咖啡撒满身，咖啡印记会慢慢消去KL|T45HP0Am4ES。
This one's from @its_LJ. She says when my mum would drive us kids around,
这个来自@its_LJ，她说当妈妈开车带我们出去时，
she would break really hard to make us lean forward and then say bow to mom.
她会猛刹车，我们的身体往前倾，她如是说向我鞠躬hz)3b,Tr)G![kEUO6。
Yeah. Bow to Mom. This one's from @Simpovski. She says my mum made up her own saying in the 90s:
向妈妈鞠躬，这个来自@Simpovski，她说妈妈在90年代就发明了自己的语录，
talk to the palm, cause you ain't the mom.
对手掌说话，因为你不是妈妈LZpPm=ZXi#h[z。
Yeah! Pretty good. Oh, this is, this is funny. This one's from @BethRob325. She says my mum calls Disneyland the big D.
不错，哦这个有意思，这个来自@BethRob325，她说我妈妈管迪士尼叫作大写字母DppBAob@eRJ5]5Z。
Whoa! Hey-oh! E-ticket. Yeah. Wow. The Big D? In some places, it's a small world. There you go. Oy!
哦哦哦，大写D？这个世界可真小，没错038)sXbnC(Fl7vV。
This one is from @JulesRead1. She says one night my mom told us we were having roast bork for dinner.
这个来自@JulesRead1，她说一天晚上我妈妈告诉我们说，今晚我们吃roast borkV2|cp9-DZEIRIod。

We asked her what that was, she said well, I'm defrosting something from the freezer and I can't tell if it's beef or pork yet.
当我们问她这是什么时，她说我还在化冰柜里的东西，现在还不知道是牛肉还是猪肉qlHT,T|BHCXN(z0JA。
That's so my mom. Yeah. That is hilarious. Everything wrapped in aluminum foil. I don't know what it is.
这是我老妈，太可乐了，所有的东西都用锡箔纸包着，我也不知道是什么V~eQk+a@LT。
No date. Nope. This one's from @devholla14. She says one time I called my mom bro and she goes,
也没有日期，没有，这个来自@devholla14，她说一次我叫妈妈兄弟，她如是说，
I'm not your bro or your hoe, I'm your mo.
我不是你兄弟，或者你的锄头，我是你的老妈Yry1)8.I4B。
This one's from @Brennen_Hancock. He says my mom told me she and the lady across the street were friends with benefits.
这个来自@布伦南_汉考克，他说我妈妈告诉我说，她和对面街道的女士是“朋友加利益”的关系GeTuO@+6(P。
I asked her what that meant, and she said you know, we get each other's mail when they're out of town and stuff.
我问这是什么意思，她说每次他们出城或是缺少食物时，我们会收到对方的电邮3m7|w)H7|mxummBm%FX。
Oh. Okay. Okay. Then they went to Disneyland. Took a long trip to Disneyland.
好吧，好吧，之后他们去迪士尼乐园了，这是一段漫长的旅程2_KvGtpLi=xkhDhNsZT。
This last one's from @hoorayplatypus. She sa... Hooray, platypus! I love platypus, right?
最后一个来自@鸭嘴兽万岁，鸭嘴兽！我喜欢鸭嘴兽28ToubKfQo6Sg。
Hooray, platypus. Hooray! Yeah. She says my mom couldn't find the movie she wanted on Netflix.
鸭嘴兽万岁，没错，她说妈妈没法在Netflix上找到她想看的电影5X.tohoWCFgT0Iy#。
Oh well, someone else is probably watching it. I'll try again tomorrow.
其他人可能在看，我明天再试试A[HZlTqAqOF,^c3Ibw*。
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