(单词翻译:单击)
And now, a message from Bernie Sanders. Hello. I'm Bernie Sanders, and I'm yelling for President of the United States.
以下是伯尼·桑德斯的讲话，大家好，我是伯尼·桑德斯，我大喊美国总统。
That's right. I'm running, and everyone's talking about it. I've been trending all day on the Tweeter,
没错，我竞选，所有人都在谈论，一整天推特上的新闻都是我，
hashbrown BernieSanders2020. I came to this decision this morning at 6:20 while eating dinner.
马铃薯块，伯尼·桑德斯2020，我是今天早上六点二十做出这个决定的，当时我在吃晚饭。
Our country faces many problems right now. Human jobs are being replaced by artificial intelligence and robotics,
我的国家面临许多难题，人类工作正在被人工智能和机器人代替，
which is very troubling when so many of us still can't figure out what the hell Alexa is.
这很麻烦，因为还有许多人不知道什么是艾莉莎。
I can't understand what you are.... Alexa, go away! You witch!
我不明白你在...艾莉莎，滚开，你这个混球。
Dozens of my fellow Democrats have already announced that they are running, but I'm asking you to support me.
好多我的民主党同事已宣布竞选，我要求你们支持我。
I have the most experience. Literally. I am older than all 20 of them combined.
我有的是经验，不夸张的说，我比他们20个人的年龄总和还要大。
Most people who run for president don't understand the Constitution.
多数竞选总统的人不了解宪法。
I understand it because I was there when we signed it. Since I've announced my candidacy,
我明白，因为签署时我在场，自从我宣布竞选之后，
I've been flooded with messages of support. Some would argue I'm as popular as Ariana Grande.
我得到了许多要支持我的讯息，许多人认为我和爱莉安娜·格兰德一样出名。
In fact, just the other day, she tweeted asking what soup you would be if you were soup.
事实上，她有一天在推特上问如果你是一碗汤，你想成为什么汤。
If you were soup? Ariana, I am soup. I am literally 90% chicken noodle from Kountry Kart Deli in Burlington, Vermont.
如果你是汤？爱莉安娜，我就是汤，我90%都是鸡汤面，这碗面来自佛蒙特州伯灵顿的卡特里美食。
I'll be campaigning on small, individual contributions. I need Bernie Bros in all the zip codes.
我的竞选基础是小型个人贡献，我需要所有邮政编码的“伯尼兄弟”。
But I've already gotten support from Metamucil, white untouched sneakers, and those tennis balls that you put on the bottom of Walkers.
但我已经得到了Metamucil，没穿过的白球鞋，以及那些放在沃尔克斯饼干下面的网球。
The fact is, we need to get rid of Donald Trump. I am serious about that. That's why I am speaking in all caps.
我们需要让特朗普下去，我是认真的，这也就是为什么我都用大写讲话的原因。
We need change, and that's why I'm asking you to elect me, the guy who did this three years ago and lost.
我们需要改变，这就是我让你们投我的原因，这个三年前参加竞选输掉的人。
Thank you for listening. I'm Bernie Sanders. I've got to pee. No. That's not my campaign slogan.
谢谢收听，我是伯尼·桑德斯，我需要上厕所，这不是我的竞选标语。
I actually...I've got to... I actually got to pee. I can't understand... No! Shut up, Alexa!
我其实是，我需要上厕所，我不明白，闭嘴艾丽莎。
