I read a story about a kid who shredded his parents' money.

我看了个故事 一个小孩把父母的钱给切碎了

Toddler accidentally shreds up to $1,000 of his parents' savings.

幼儿不小心把父母1000美元存款切成碎片

Here's a picture of the culprit on his getaway bike.

这是小罪犯骑着自行车逃跑的照片

He's leaving. Here's the money.

他要跑了 这是那些钱

There goes college. Oh man, that's one reason why I don't have kids.

大学也随之而去了 天哪 这就是我不要小孩的原因

I'm going to show you a few more in a segment, Why I Don't Have Kids.

我会在“我为什么不要孩子”环节里给大家看更多

All right. Today's segment is brought to you by ABC's "The Kids Are All Right."

好 今天这个环节由ABC的《孩子们都很好》带给大家

Because they both have kids in the title, so we did that.

因为标题里都有孩子 所以才这样

This one is from a Charisse from Cambridge Minnesota.

这个来自明尼苏达州剑桥的Charisse

My son found an orange marker.

我儿子发现了个橙色马克笔

Well, he's appropriately sad about that, it looks like.

看起来他还挺难过的

Sometimes they regret it.

有时候他们自己也后悔

Sometimes they seem to be happy, and he seems to regret that.

有时候他们很开心 这个看来是后悔了

This is from Sierra from Springfield, Ohio.

这个来自俄亥俄州春田市的Sierra

My daughter is really into baby dolls and magic tricks.

我女儿特别喜欢洋娃娃和魔术

Mm-hm. Yeah. Really, Mom? Those handcuffs are a magic trick?

嗯哼 嗯 是吗 妈咪？手铐是魔术？

You just found those in your nightstand?

你才在床头柜里发现它们？

Daddy and I do magic at night.

我和爸比晚上会变魔术哦

This is from Leah. Leah from Ashburn, Virginia.

这个来自弗吉尼亚阿什伯恩的Leah

I looked in the rearview mirror and saw this.

我从后视镜里看到了这个

She's-- maybe she's learning how to count.

她 也许她在学数数

And that's how-- That's how I drove to work today.

我每天就是那样开车上班的

Just exactly like that. This is Vanessa from Houston, Texas.

一毛一样 这个来自德克萨斯休斯顿的Vanessa

My daughter Jordan got into a tub of Vaseline.

我女儿Jordan钻到矿脂管里了

How does this happen, you guys?

怎么会这样呢？

And it's, fascinating whether it's paint or peanut butter or Vaseline, kids look at it and go, what is this?

不管是颜料 花生酱还是矿脂 孩子看见了都会说 这是啥？

And I'm going to rub it all over my head.

我要把它抹在头上

Well, if your kids do something you think I should see please send it to me or post it on our app.

如果你孩子做了些你觉得我应该看看的事 请发给我 或发在我们的软件上

And don't miss the new comedy "The Kids Are All Right," Tuesday nights at 8:30 on ABC.

不要错过新喜剧《孩子们都很好》 周二晚上8:30在ABC播出