It seems like it's a crazy world right now, that there's a lot of crazy stuff going on.
这个世界貌似很疯狂 也在发生着很疯狂的事情
But I am still convinced that the universe has a plan, and I have pictures to prove it.
但我依然相信万物自有定律 我有照片可以证明哦
It's a segment I called, Coincidence, I think not. Here's the first one.
这一环节我称之为“巧合” 但我觉得并不是 这是第一个
How can that dog do that? That is so, what a long neck that is.
这只狗是怎么做到的呢？那真是 脖子真长啊
Here's another one, 1EARUP.
下一个 竖起一只耳朵（车牌号和狗狗的动作）

That dog can read their license plate and knows what to do.
这只狗狗能读懂车牌号 还知道咋做呢
Here's another one, Hurricane Hotel.
下一个 “飓风旅馆”
You know what? I'm so sorry to be stickler, that is not a hurricane, that is a tornado, that is not a coincidence.
跟你说 不好意思我有点咬文嚼字 那不是飓风 那是龙卷风 这可不是巧合
So this does not, this is rejected. Should've caught that earlier.
所以这个 这个驳回 应该早点发现的
Here's another one, Loss of Loved One, Adios!
这是下一个 “失去挚爱之人 永别了！”（西语）
In lieu of flowers, here's a chihuahua and a sombrero.
没有鲜花 只有一只吉娃娃和一个宽边帽
Here's the last one, Go To Jail. Well, you're there.
最后一个 “去监狱吧” 嗯 你已经在监狱了
He can order pizza, that's what he can do.
他可以定披萨 他也只能做这个了
If you see a coincidence that's too good to be true, send it to me.
如果你看到巧到不太真实的巧合 给我发来哦