Here's something else that doesn't make sense.

有些事情毫无道理啊

This is a real story from last week.

这是上周真实发生的事

There's a company selling something called lettuce sandals.

有家公司在卖一种叫做生菜凉鞋的东西

This is what they look like. They are $122.

长这样 要122美元

It's a real conversation starter.

这是一个很好的搭讪契机

The conversation is, why are you wearing lettuce on your feet?

对话内容是 你怎么把生菜穿脚上了？

That's what it would be. It turns out, a lot of people bought these.

就是这样 事实是 很多人买了这种鞋子

So if that's what's trendy, I want to give the people what they want.

所以如果人们喜欢这一趋势的话 那我就满足他们

So I've come up with a few new products.

我想出了一些新产品

And these don't just look like food. They are food.

这些东西看起来不像吃的 但就是吃的

These are going to sell like crazy-- beats headphones. See?

这玩意儿绝对会疯狂大卖的 看到了吧

You can't listen to music, but you can do this.

不能用它听音乐 但你可以这么做

You can turn the beet around. Turn it upside down.

可以把甜菜转过来 上下反转

Turn the beet around. And you can do this.

把甜菜翻转过来（同音歌名） 你还可以这样

See, I dropped the beet.

哦 甜菜掉了（音同beat，给出节奏）

You get the idea. They're jokes about beets.

你们懂的 都是关于甜菜的玩笑

OK, now, we have this. This is a pocket protector made from a real Hot Pocket.

好 还有这个 这是用真正的鸡蛋灌饼做成的口袋保护器

It's a hot pocket protector.

是灌饼口袋保护器

Y'all, I know this is stupid, but so were the lettuce sandals.

嗯 我知道这很蠢 但生菜凉鞋也好不到哪儿去啊

And people bought those.

照样有人买

And finally, I'm coming out with a new food version of my Ellen underwear.

最后 我还出了一款新的Ellen内裤

These are melon underwear.

这是西瓜内裤

Thank you. Yeah, these are everything you want in a pair of underwear.

谢谢 对 你对内裤的所有要求它都能满足

They're comfortable. They're not comfortable, but they attract ants.

舒适 这个不太舒适 但能吸引蚂蚁

And so when you say you have ants in your pants, you really will have ants in your pants.

所以如果你说你裤子里有蚂蚁 那可就真是进蚂蚁了

These were carved from a single piece of watermelon.

这是用一个大西瓜做成的

And some people are calling them a bad idea.

有人说这想法真烂

Other people are calling then a terrible idea.

还有人说这点子坏透了

But people are calling it.

但人们在评价它

So you can find these in the Ellen shop and in the trash can behind the studio also.

大家可以在Ellen商店里买到这些 演播室后面的垃圾桶里也有

All right, I'm pretty sure when we come back,

好 我相信马上回来的时候

Jenna Fischer is going to be sitting there, unless she left because of this. I don't know.

Jenna Fischer还在这儿坐着 除非她要去抢这个西瓜内裤 谁知道呢