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Now, I've got to share some of my favorite airport fail stories from you guys. Here we go.
来听听一些有趣的机场糗事，来听听。
This first one is from @Bamabeano. Ooh. He says, I was running late for a connecting flight that was leaving in five minutes.
第一个来自Bamabeano，他说转机航班还有5分钟就起飞了，我要晚点了。
So, I had to race from gate A to gate G. Halfway there I realized someone was yelling out to me, Run, Forest, run!
我不得不从A出口跑到G出口，中途我发现有人冲我叫嚷道，阿甘快跑，快跑。
Bamabeano. This one is from @colleenm. She says I was fiddling with the side of my plane seat
Bamabeano，这个来自@colleenm，她说我当时正在摆弄我的椅子，
and grabbed something I thought was the recliner handle. Then I realized I had decided to stretch out behind me.
抓到了一个我认为是躺椅把手的东西，我要将手伸到身后。
I had grabbed a bare foot. Oh. This one is from @Deanna MAD.
我却抓到了一只脚，哦哦，这个来自@Deanna MAD。
She says, I took an edible while waiting at the airport.
我在等待飞机时吃了点东西。
Ended up missing my flight on purpose because I was too relaxed and wanted to finish watching The Great British Bake Off.
我却故意错过了飞机，因为我太放松了，希望看完《英国家庭烘焙大赛》。
Hawaii is not going anywhere. Hawaii is not going anywhere. Oh, wait. A foot.
夏威夷哪也不会去，哪也不会去，等一下，一只脚。
This one is from @Le Marz. She says, my brother and I were at a self-check-in machine when a woman behind us asked for help.
这个来自@Le Marz，她说我哥哥和我在自助登机处检票，一名女士在我身后寻求帮助。
After that, everyone thought we were airport employees.
随后，所有人都以为我们是机场员工。
We were there for three hours checking people into Toronto. It's like.....
我们在那里待了三个小时为去多伦多的乘客检票，就像....
This one is from @wford22. He says, I was walking in the airport to my gate
这个来自@wford22，他说我朝着机场闸机口方向走去，
when a little kid ran past me yelling, The poop is coming out! Aw!
突然一个小孩跑过我，叫喊道屎出来了，额额。
Run, Forest, run! Gate number two.
快跑阿甘，快跑，第二闸机口。
This one is from @BohemianJenn. She says, A legit clown once sat next to me on a plane.
这个来自@BohemianJenn，她说一名规规矩矩的小丑曾坐在我的身边。
When we made eye contact, he felt the need to assure me that he was a good clown, not a creepy clown.
当我们眼睛对视时，他似乎要向我保证，他是善良的小丑，不是让人毛骨悚然的小丑。
Or is that what a creepy clown would say to trick you in to thinking.
吓人小丑通常都会让你这么想。
This one's from @Danielita89. She says, I fell asleep during a long layover
这个来自@Danielita89，她说我的飞机要中转停留很长时间，这期间我睡着了，
and woke up to a little girl poking me and asking out aloud, Mommy, is she alive?
醒来之后发现一个小女孩捅我，大喊道妈妈，她还活着吗？
Leave the dead lady alone, sweetheart. Last one is from @KatyByrneDesign.
别理这个睡死的女士，亲爱的，最后一个来自@KatyByrneDesign。
She said, I once sat next to a man who slammed two servings of nachos right after takeoff.
她说我曾经和一个男士坐在一起，起飞后他吃了两份粟米脆饼。
Later, when the flight hit turbulence he started yelling, This isn't going to end well!
之后，当飞机遇上气流后他大叫道，结局一定不会很好！
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