婚礼上的那些糗事
日期:2018-06-08 17:34

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Now I thought I would share some of me favorite Wedding Fail stories from you guys.
今天来跟大家分享一些婚礼糗事amWR*LKM[4
Here we go. This first is from @MikeOlbinski. He said my wife's dad officiated our ceremony.
先来看看第一个,来自@麦克奥宾斯基,他说我的岳父主持了我们的婚礼iz,S(bUYiBO%
He pronounced us Jina and Chad. My name is Mike. Oops!
他宣布我们为吉娜和佳德,我的名字叫麦克啊lxrmb(pma3+,NDKDG
I always liked, I always liked Chad. Chad was a good dude, man. Chad was the...He was the best.
我一直很喜欢,我一直很喜欢佳德,佳德是个好人,佳德是最棒的W|^u%|6IfGc.ixxKUJy
This one's from @AuroraWailer. She says that during my cousin's vows, a mosquito landed on his head.
这个来自@奥罗拉威乐,她说当时我的堂亲正在宣誓,一只苍蝇落在了他的脑袋上^J3YIPi90Z=&V~hFXm5_
But the guests couldn't see it, so we sat there confused as the bride smacked the groom in the face.
在场嘉宾看不到,新娘突然打了新郎一巴掌,我们坐在那一头雾水h_3OpMp(2pULry0;Qh
This one's from @Laura_Hartleytx. She says both of our moms missed the reception because they were trapped in the elevator.
这个来自劳拉_哈特利tx,她说我的两个妈妈错过了欢迎仪式,因为她们困在电梯里了vd+7+bMQxQ
They forgot to press the button for level one.
原因是她们忘了按按钮h*BjC~^@P*8pyzYH

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Not really trapped. Trapped is a harsh, Yeah, no one pressed the button. Yeah.
这不是被困,被困很糟糕,没人按按钮vZE~_x*^JAC|72
We were trapped in there for days. Ooh, small talk, yeah.
我们被困好几天了,闲聊天-Cyxjkf)8nf
This one is @smith_127. She says guests were very confused when Let's Get it On by Marvin Gaye was palyed
这个来自@史密斯_127,她说在场嘉宾非常困惑,马文·盖伊的《开始吧》音乐响起,
by accident during the Father/Daughter dance.
当时是在爸爸女儿舞会上偶然响起的W+40o@N6V2+HKt.
This one's from @twilesque910. She says I'd always wanted to release butterflies at my wedding.
这个来自@twilesque910,她说我想在婚礼上放飞蝴蝶A2VuDa@Xu;MBk@;
It was such a hot day that the butterflies dropped dead on the guests and all over the yard.
当时天气很热,蝴蝶掉在了嘉宾身上死掉了,满院子都是V171@U7EW12mt2%%3GeG
My dog ran around and ate them. Aah!
我的狗追着蝴蝶吃它们,啊啊;j1-&BfOzdqzkri-x
That's like a nightmare. This last one here is from @The_Movie_Chair. He says my cousins drove four hours to Sparta, Wisconsin
像是噩梦,最后一个来自@电影椅,他说我的堂兄弟们驱车四小时来到威斯康星州斯巴达,
to attend our wedding. The wedding was in Sparta, Georgia.
来参加婚礼,而婚礼现场在佐治亚州斯巴达QxX+!YYL!k~n[XG]S
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重点单词
  • confusedadj. 困惑的;混乱的;糊涂的 v. 困惑(confu
  • groomn. 马夫,新郎,男仆 vt. 刷洗,照看马,打扮,有意
  • nightmaren. 恶梦,使人极其痛苦的事情或经历,梦魇
  • pronouncedadj. 显著的,断然的,明确的 pronounce的过
  • elevatorn. 电梯,飞机升降舵,斗式皮带输送机
  • releasen. 释放,让渡,发行 vt. 释放,让与,准予发表,发
  • checkn. 检查,支票,账单,制止,阻止物,检验标准,方格图案
  • ceremonyn. 典礼,仪式,礼节,礼仪
  • harshadj. 粗糙的,使人不舒服的,刺耳的,严厉的,大约的