Let's talk about today.

我们来说说今天

It is going to be fun, and relaxing, and we are prepared for everything that you might need.

会很有趣 很放松的 我们准备好了大家可能需要的一切

We have our EMT over here in case anybody goes into labor. That's right.

我们有内科急救专家 以防有人突然要生孩子 对

That's Doug, right there. And also we have our fireman, Brad.

那位是Doug 我们还准备了消防员Brad

Now, you may wonder-- you may say to yourself, or even out loud to me.

大家可能在想 你们可以跟自己说 也可以大声问我

You may say, Ellen, why do we need a fireman?

你可能问 艾伦 我们为啥需要消防员呢

And we don't, but it turns out he's not a real fireman.

我们不需要 但他并不是真的消防员

He's here. He's a stripper I hired for all of you.

他是我为大家雇佣的脱衣舞者

Brad, give these ladies a hot flash.

Brad 给大家来段热舞

All right. You're turn, Doug. Hi, Ellen. I was not aware of that.

好 该你了 Doug 嗨 艾伦 没想到我也得跳啊

No. Do you want to? Uh, I think I'm good. All right.

嗯 你想跳吗 额 还是算了吧 好吧