I spend a lot of time here at the show, which makes grocery shopping very difficult.

我多数时间都在录节目 所以很难抽出空去买菜

But thanks to Walmart's free grocery pickup, shopping is easier than ever.

不过多亏了沃尔玛免费的食品递送服务 让购物变得容易多了

You can shop for groceries online anytime, anywhere.

任何时间任何地点你都可以在网上买东西

Then Walmart loads the groceries into your car while you sit comfortably inside listening to your jams,

然后当你坐在车内舒服地听着音乐时 沃尔玛就会把你买的东西给你送到车上

and that inspired me to play a new game called Weally, Wacky Walmart Wace.

这让我想玩一个新游戏 叫Weally, Wacky Walmart Wace

Danny Reid, come on down, Danny Reid.

丹尼·里德 快到台上来 丹尼·里德

Hi! Hi! Stand right here, Danny Reid.

嗨 嗨 站这里 丹尼·里德

Here's a fun game for you to play.

让你来玩的这个游戏很有趣

It's a simple game, really.

很简单 真的

Over there, there are five products that I recently ordered from Walmart.

那边是五种我最近从沃尔玛订购的产品

If you can arrange them from cheapest to most expensive, you'll win a prize.

如果你能从便宜到贵给它们排好顺序 你就能获得奖品

All right, let me tell you about the things that I bought.

好 我来跟你说说我买的这些东西

Nads hair removal kit.

Nads脱毛工具

Ripping the hair off your body has never been so much fun with Nads.

有了Nads 脱毛就变成了一件趣事

Next, we have Barefoot Wine.

下一个是Barefoot酒

This Pinot Grigio has hints of citrus green apple and.

这瓶Pinot Grigio内含有柑橘青苹果

Then, there is a First Response pregnancy test.

下一个是First Response验孕试纸

This revolutionary product comes in handy when you and your loved one have had too much Barefoot Wine.

如果你和你的爱人喝Barefoot酒喝过头了 那就用得上这款革命性产品了

Next, it's a toddler child safety leash.

下一个是儿童安全带

Perfect for when that pregnancy test comes back positive.

如果验孕试纸的结果是阳性那就用得到这个了

And lastly, it's Duck brand bubble wrap.

最后是Duck牌的气泡包装

It'll entertain your kids for hours, plus you'll never say "who the duck broke that," with Duck brand bubble wrap.

这够让你的孩子玩上几小时的了 有了Duck牌气泡包装 你再也不用担心“是谁弄坏的那个”了

Wonderful. All right, you were right behind it as if it was your head.

很好 好 你站在正后方 它看起来就像你的头

All right, from least expensive to most expensive, and then you'll win a prize.

从最便宜到最贵排序 然后你就能赢奖

All right? Arrange them. 30 seconds, go.

好吧？排序吧 30秒 开始

Six, five, four, three, two, one.

6 5 4 3 2 1

Yes, least to most. That's what you feel.

好 最便宜到最贵 那是你的感觉

All right, let's see if you're correct.

好 我们来看看对不对

The child lease costs $10.74. Uh oh, that doesn't seem right to me. Wine, $5.67.

这个儿童带是10.74美元 啊哦 感觉不太对啊 酒 5.67美元

That's a nice vintage bottle. It's more expensive in Canada.

这瓶葡萄酒不错啊 在加拿大卖得更贵

The wine is more expensive in Canada? Yeah.

酒在加拿大更贵？是的

She's saying that wine is more expensive in Canada, and she's dancing really fast.

她说酒在加拿大卖得更贵 而且她跳得好快

I wasn't thinking about US prices. Well, let's see what it would have been.

我刚才想的不是在美国的价格 我们看看本来是什么

Let's just go through it.

直接全看了吧

Waxing, $9.00, bubble wrap, $14, and the pregnancy test-- you think that's the-- yeah, well, that is the most-- no, it's not.

脱毛蜡 9美元 气泡包装14美元 验孕试纸 你觉得那是 对 那是最 不 不是的

The bubble wrap is the most expensive.

气泡包装是最贵的

It's another way of making sure you don't get pregnant, is wrapping yourself in bubble wrap.

另一个确保你不会怀孕的办法就是把自己裹在气泡包装里

All right, well, you lost, but you didn't lose because I don't like losers.

好 你输了 不过你没有输 因为我不喜欢失败者

So you're still going to get $1,000. Oh! Yes!

所以你将获得1000美元 哦 耶

$1000 Walmart gift card. Thank you.

1000美元的沃尔玛礼品卡 谢谢

And because you were not responsible for her getting this wrong, you are going to get a prize too.

她排错序了不怪你们 所以你们也会获得一个奖品

You're getting a $300 Walmart gift card.

大家将获得300美元的沃尔玛礼品卡

Yes! We'll be right back.

没错 马上回来