那些失控却又能笑"死"人的瞬间
日期:2018-07-03 18:30

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So when you were here last time, you scared our producer.

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上次你来的时候把我们制片人吓得够呛

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It's so fun though, isn't it? I mean, don't you think think--

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不过很好玩是吧 你不觉得

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That was the worst scare we've ever, ever done.

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那是我们有史以来吓人吓的最失败的一次了

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Our friends--OK. Focus. We go up.

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我们的朋友 好 专心点 我们往起站

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They've been looking at us.

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大家在看着我们呢

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Of course they're looking at us.

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大家当然在看我们了

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Wait. Tell them to cut.

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等一下 让他们把这段剪掉

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We're going to take a break and then we'll come back and probably do more things with you, Nate, because you're so smart.

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我们休息一会儿 然后回来 跟你做一些其他事情 纳特 你实在是太聪明了

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When? Like, we're going to take a break and then when we come back, you'll still be here and we'll do other things.

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什么时候?就是 我们先休息一会儿再回来 你还会在台上 我们再做点别的事情

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We won't be long. How long is it going to be?

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很快的 要多长时间?

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Just a minute. Just-- just-- Just one minute? Yes.

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就一小会儿 就一分钟?对

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Is there someplace you have to be?

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你着急去别的地方吗?

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No.

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不是

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What seasoning do you commonly see around the rim of a Margarita glass?

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玛格丽塔杯子边缘上一般会有什么调料?

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Salt. That is right.

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盐 答对了

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You could have moved. You didn't need to stay there.

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你可以走开的 你不用站在那里

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Oh boy. Have you ever heard of this show, Love at First Kiss? Yes.

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哦 天哪 你们听说过《一吻钟情》这个剧吗?听过

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This one is called a Facekini. Claudia, will you put this on?

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这个东西叫脸基尼 克劳迪娅 你能不能戴上看一下?

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You've got to-- yes. No, don't pull your hair out.

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你得 对 别 别把头发拽出来

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Hey, over there.

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嘿 那边

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I call him baby daddy because I don't know what that means.

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我称他为少男老爸 我也不知道是啥意思

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That's Twitch over there.

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那位是推奇

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Hey, Twitch. Hi Ellen.

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嘿 推奇 嗨 艾伦

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Twitch, you know how you're always asking me when we're going to get some work out clothes in the Ellen shops?

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推奇 你还记得你老问我艾伦商店里什么时候能上一些运动衣吗?

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All the time, Ellen. Oh, this is so exciting.

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一直记得 艾伦 哦 太激动了

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You're going to-- it's going to blow your mind. So--

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你会 一定会让你大开眼界的 所以

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So we have--

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我们有

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And I have these Bobbleheads so I was hoping you'd come by.

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我这儿有一些摇头娃娃 希望你们能来

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Oh, Toby. Toby! Toby, no.

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哦 托比 托比 托比 不要啊

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Oh. Whoopie. Doing it. Rocking it hard.

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哦 呜呼 做吧 使劲摇摆

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Oh my God. Rocking it hard.

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天哪 使劲摇摆

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I don't know what that means.

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我都不知道那是什么鬼

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Stop, stop, stop, stop.

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停 停 停 停

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What do you do at a green light?

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绿灯的时候该怎么办?

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Stop!

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停!

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What?

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啥?

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The donkey did what to your mom?

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驴子对你妈妈做了什么?

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What did the donkey do?

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驴子干什么了?

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The donkey-- Uh-huh? fucked my--

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驴子 啊哈?上了我的

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No. The donkey did not do that.

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才不是呢 驴子才没有那么做

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No one-- Fucked her.

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没人 上了她

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Fucked her.

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上了她

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The donkey bucked your mom. Oh. Right.

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驴子把你妈妈摔下去了 哦 这样啊

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