(单词翻译:单击)
A lot going on in the world right now. There's hurricanes and North Korea and Rachel picked Bryan on The Bachelorette.
这个世界正在发生着很多事。有飓风，有朝鲜问题，还有《单身女郎》中的瑞秋选择了布莱恩
And it's a lot to think about really. But you're here now, and this show is a happy place.
有很多事情需要去考虑。不过此刻你们在这儿，这个节目是快乐天堂
You're in a happy place. What we need to do is we need to find the positivity in every situation.
你们在快乐天堂里。我们需要做的就是看到任何事情的积极面
That is why I came up with some tips for what to do before the end of the world.
所以我想出了几个在世界末日到来之前我们要做什么的妙招
I call them "Ellen's Tips for What to do Before the End of the World."
我把它叫做“世界末日来临之前，艾伦告诉你该怎么做”
Yeah. That's what's gonna happen. It just split like that. Here's tip number one. Don't sweat the small stuff.
没错。世界末日会来的。地球会像那样裂开。第一条，别为琐事烦恼
Don't stress yourself out over little things. And don't sweat the big stuff either. In fact, don't sweat it all. It's gross.
别让自己因为小事感到有压力。也不要为大事烦恼。其实，别为任何事烦恼。太讨厌了
It really is. You smell and then that's stressful and you're back where you started from. All right.
真的。你感受到了压力，你就会回到最初的起点。好
Tip number 2, travel more. See the world. Book a trip with a great destination.
第二条，多旅行。看看世界。选个上好的地方，订好票
You know, what's a great place to visit is Burbank? Burbank.
跟你们说，伯班克就是个旅游的好地方？伯班克
So many things here. We have an Ikea. There's not one, but two Jamba Juices.
那儿有好多东西。我们有宜家家居。还有两家“姜巴果汁”
Yeah. And I'm not plugging the city because my show is here. Burbank's got four stars on Yelp. Look it up.
嗯，我可没有因为我的节目在这儿就吹嘘这座城。伯班克在Yelp（美最大点评网站）上还有四位明星呢。大家去查查
Tip number three, watch The Ellen DeGeneres Show.
第三条，看《艾伦秀》
Now, this one is just a suggestion. My show is informative. It's entertaining.
这只是个建议啊。我的节目信息量大，还很愉悦
And if you weren't watching the show right now, you'd miss out on all of these helpful tips.
如果你不看这个节目，那你就会错过这些有用的技巧了
So you're welcome. Here's tip number four, tell someone that you love them. And let me explain.
所以，不客气哈。第四点，告诉别人你爱他。我说一下
The people that you love know they-- you know it. And they know it.
你爱的人知道他们——你知道。他们也知道
So that's a waste of time. You don't need to tell them. You have to tell people that don't know you love them.
所以就不用浪费时间了。你不用跟他们说。你得跟那些不知道你爱他们的人说
So for instance, look at someone next to you right now and tell them you love them. Just--
比如说，现在看看你们身边的人告诉他们你爱他。
Look at that. Yeah. Hug. Hug each other. Yeah. That's right. Hug. All right, make out.
看啊，对，抱一抱，互相抱抱。嗯，没错。抱一个。好，亲热一番吧
Oh, no. No. And finally, tip number five, laugh.
哦，不。不。最后第五点，大笑。
No. No. No, don't clap, laugh. No, I really mean-- laugh.
别别别，别鼓掌，要大笑。不，我说真的——大笑
All right. See, doesn't that feel good? That feels good.
很好。看到了吧，是不是感觉很好？感觉很棒
