Happy Earth Day! Any earthlings in the hese?

地球日快乐！这里有任何凡夫俗子吗？

I love Earth, it's definitely one of my favorite planets.

我爱地球 绝对是我最喜欢的星球之一

You? You like Earth? Yes. Yeah, yeah.

你们呢？你们爱地球吗？爱 嗯 对

We need to take better care of it, I'll tell you that. Everybody OK?

我们得好好照顾它 真的 没事吧？

I don't know why, but for some reason we only get one day to celebrate Earth.

不知道为什么 但我们只有一天用来庆祝地球

Did you know that April is stress awareness month?

大家知道四月是压力觉醒月吗？

So that gets an entire month. I'll tell you what's stressful, not having a planet. That's stressful.

它会持续一整月 我来告诉你什么叫压力 失去地球 这才是压力

Anyway, in honor of Earth Day, I want to share some simple tips for saving our beautiful planet that we can all do.

总之 为了纪念地球日 我想分享一些我们力所能及的拯救美丽地球的技巧

I call them Ellen's simple tips for saving our planet that we can all do.

我把它们叫做艾伦的力所能及的拯救地球的简单技巧

Tip number one, unplug electronics. Did you know you should do that?

技巧一 拔掉电器 你们知道应该这么做吗？

Because even if the device isn't turned on, it's still using electricity.

因为即便设备在关着 它还是会耗电

So if you're not using something, unplug it.

所以如果你不用的话 就把电源拔掉

That's why Twitch's DJ equipment is never plugged in, because he doesn't-- there's no reason for it.

所以推奇的DJ设备从来都不插电 因为他不会 没道理那么做

Tip number two, to cut down on emissions we all need to do more ride sharing.

技巧二 为了减少排放 我们都应该多骑车

There is Uber, there is lift, but I prefer hitchhiking.

有优步 有Lift 不过我个人更喜欢坐顺风车

Not only is it good for Mother Earth, it's a great way to meet truckers.

这不仅对地球母亲有利 还是偶遇卡车司机的好办法

It really is. That reminds me, what up Big Red?

真的 这让我想起了 怎么了大红？

How you doing?

你好啊

Tip number three, always recycle, because it helps fight climate change.

技巧三 要回收 因为这有利于阻止气候变暖

And there's a big debate about climate change.

关于气候变暖有很大的争议

People who don't believe in climate change, they're called climate change deniers.

不相信气候变暖的人叫做气候变暖否认者

And people who do believe in it are called scientists.

相信气候变暖的人叫做科学家

That was a joke from last year, I recycled it. So easy.

这是去年的笑话 我回收利用了一下 信手拈来啊

Tip number four, save water by finding someone to shower with. Yes.

技巧四 跟别人一起洗澡来节约用水 对

It's the first one you've gone along with.

这是第一个让你们鼓掌的

It should be someone that you like, but not like too much.

应该跟你们喜欢的人一起 但不要是太爱的人

Because otherwise you may shower a little too long, if you know what I mean.

否则的话你们会洗太长时间 你懂的

Anyway those are my tips.

这些就是我的技巧

Let's all do whatever we can to protect our planet, because I don't think Uranus is an option.

让我们竭尽所能保护地球 因为我可不觉得我们能搬到天王星去

Andy? Andy, is Uranus an option?

安迪？安迪 我们可以去天王星吗？

Is Uranus an option, Andy?

我们可以去天王星吗 安迪？

Just tell me yes or no, in the full sentence, Uranus is not an option.

告诉我可以还是不可以 完整的一句话 我们不能搬到天王星去

Uranus is not an option. OK. Thank you.

我们不能搬到天王星去 好 谢谢

Like a six-year-old child.

像个六岁的孩子