春假奇葩的喝酒方式
日期:2018-05-23 06:27

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It is spring break. Anybody here on spring break today?

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现在是春假 大家有人在度春假吗

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Ooh, yeah, it's spring break. You can tell because people are going crazy.

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哦 嗯 是春假呢 这能看出来 因为人们都疯了

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Long story short, mom is pregnant, again.

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长话短说 妈妈又怀孕了

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You might not know this, but spring break is thousands of years old.

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大家可能不知道 不过春假有几千年的历史了

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In order to have a good harvest, Mayans would take a week off to pray to Sammy Hagar.

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为了获得大丰收 玛雅人会休息一周向Sammy Hagar神祷告

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True story. Actually, no-- nobody really knows where spring break started, because everyone was too drunk.

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真的 其实 没有人知道春假是什么时候开始的 因为大家都烂醉如泥

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But, today, I'm going to tell you the history of spring break drinking.

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不过 今天 我要告诉大家春假饮酒的历史

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All right. In the beginning, there were shots, and they were good.

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好 开始的时候 有酒 很好喝

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But then you had to do it all by yourself, so somebody invented this.

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然后你就得自己上手了 有人发明了这个

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This is called a Shotski. You have four shot glasses, and everyone has to do a shot at the same time.

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这叫Shotski 一共有四小杯 每个人都得同时喝一杯

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Because if there's one thing drunk people are good at, it's coordination.

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因为喝醉的人很擅长一件事 那就是协调

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But people wanted to have more than just one serving at a time, so they came up with the beer bong.

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但人们想一次性多喝几杯 于是就想出了啤酒机这个东西

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Yeah. This forces beer into your mouth using gravity.

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对 中立会让酒自动流到嘴里

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So kids are using physics. That college tuition is really paying off.

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所以孩子们是在应用物理 大学学费没白交

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Only one person could use the beer bong at a time, so someone invented this.

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但一次只能有一个人用啤酒机 所以人们又发明了这个

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It is called Bongzilla. It's like six bad decisions at once.

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它叫Bongzilla 这就像一次做六个烂决定

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And the thing is that you know that these things are clean, right? For sure.

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你们知道这些东西是干净的 对吧 肯定的

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Now, you probably heard of the body shots, right? Where somebody yeah.

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现在 大家可能听说过身体饮酒 就是别人 对

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You'd do a shot out of somebody's bellybutton.

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就是从别人的肚脐上喝酒

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Anybody ever done a body shot, a bellybutton thing?

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有人做过身体饮酒 肚脐饮酒吗

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A handful of people who are not ashamed to say it.

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很多人都没有不好意思说出来

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Everyone else is about to and then like--

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每个人都想举手但又

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--not going to admit to that. All right.

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不想承认 好

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Well, here's something else. There's called an ice luge.

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还有一种 这个叫冰雪橇

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Have you seen this where you pour a shot down a slide right into your mouth?

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大家见过这个吗 把酒倒在冰滑梯里 流到嘴里

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It seems like the alcohol is having all the fun. It's on a--

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酒才是玩的最开心的那个啊

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-- on a ski, it's in a tube, it's going down a slide.

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可以滑冰 在管子里 还能玩滑梯

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The newest drink on spring break combines a body shop and an ice luge.

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春假最新的喝酒方法需要一个身体商店和冰雪橇

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It's something-- It's truly terrible, really. It's called a butt luge. Now--

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是那种 真的很恐怖 叫做屁股雪橇 现在

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--do you know what I'm talking about before I? All right.

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给大家看之前 大家能明白我在说什么吗 好

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I can't really show you a real picture of it. But, basically, I drew this. This is how it works.

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我不能给大家看真正的照片 不过 其实 这是我画的 就是这么玩的

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So--what happens is one person pours beer down the back-- actually, I can't show that diagram.

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就是一个人把酒顺着背倒下去 其实 我没法给大家看图解

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Take that down, that's a--

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关掉吧 真是

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