Hey, how many of you-- just a quick question.

嘿 你们有多少人 一个小问题啊

How many of you have seen my new game show, Game of Games?

你们多少人看过我的游戏节目游戏之王

I'm glad I like it. I have fun doing it.

我很喜欢 做得很开心

I love pushing a button and making people fall down.

我喜欢一按按钮人们就会掉下来

We're already working on season two.

我们正在录制第二季

It's going to be bigger, better, messier.

它将会更盛大 更优秀 更疯狂

So if you cann't find any whipped cream at Costco, it's because of me.

所以如果大家在Costco买不到生奶油 那是因为我买完了

So what we do-- I do a lot of research because now I'm a game show host.

我们 我研究了很多 毕竟现在我是游戏主持人

So I like to keep up with all the game shows from around the world,

我喜欢紧跟全世界的游戏节目潮流

not just here I don't know if you've seen the game shows in Japan.

而不仅仅是美国的 不知道大家有没有看过日本的游戏节目

Have you ever seen the Japanese game shows?

你们看过日本的游戏节目吗

They're wild, aren't they? They make Ellen's Game of Games look tame.

很疯狂 是吧 艾伦的游戏之王在他们面前就是小巫见大巫啊

But anyway, they get away with a lot of-- I don't know how they do it.

总之 他们 我不知道他们是怎么做到的

I think it's because they don't have, um, what's the word? Lawyers.

可能是因为他们没有 叫什么来着 律师吧

So I want to show you some interesting Japanese game shows that I found.

我想给大家看下我发现的疯狂的日本游戏

These are real. These are all game shows on the air.

这些都是真的 都是在播出的游戏节目

This one is called Candy or Not Candy?

这个叫“是糖还是不是糖”

And this is where contestants have to stick random things in their mouth and they have to guess if it's made out of candy or not candy.

参赛者必须得吃各种东西 然后猜它们是不是用糖做成的

Yeah. Unfortunately the show was canceled when someone tried to taste a light socket.

没错 不幸的是 有人试图吃一个小插座 导致这节目被取消了

So if you think biting into a shoe is bad, this next game is probably not for you.

如果你连吃鞋子都接受不了的话 那下一个游戏就更重口味了

This one is called RK Bingo, and it involves two contestants, a tube, and a cockroach.

这个叫RK Bingo 游戏需要两个参赛者 一根管子和一只蟑螂

You heard me.

你没听错

Oh my god. Oh my god.

天哪 天哪

It's hard to believe that the country that brought us robots, laptops, and high-speed trains brought us that as well.

难以相信给我们带来机器人 手提电脑和高速列车的国家还有这一面

Here's another interesting game.

还有另一个有趣的游戏

I don't know what was going on there. I thought if I showed it to you, maybe you could tell me.

我不知道发生了什么 给你们看的话 或许你们能告诉我

And finally, here's a game show where contestants use clothes pins, but not the way they're intended.

最后 这个游戏里参赛者会用衣夹 不过不是正常的使用方法

Really the only way to win that game is not to play.

唯一赢得这个游戏的方法就是压根别玩

I've actually heard people say that sometimes my show is like a Japanese game show.

我还听人说过 有时候我的节目像是日本的节目

And I can see why. This is how my show airs in Japan.

我知道为啥 我的节目在日本播出是这样子的