We are going to play one of my favorite games.

我们要玩我最喜欢的一个游戏了

It's called Burning Questions.

叫做“热门问题”

But today we're going to call in Jennifer's Law.

不过今天我们把它叫做詹妮弗的法则

If you could only drink one cocktail for the rest of your life, what would it be?

如果你余生只能喝一种鸡尾酒 你会选哪种？

Scotch on the rocks. Really? No, gin martini.

苏格兰威士忌 真的？不 杜松子酒马提尼

Really? Dark and stormy. What's that?

真的？黑色风暴 这是什么？

I don't know what it is. I'm going to say, red wine. That's what I'll say.

我也不知道 我选红酒 就是它了

That's not a cocktail. Otherwise, I would have said red wine too.

那不是鸡尾酒 不然我也会说红酒的

OK, I am so sorry. I will say, tequila. You OK with that? Gin.

好吧 不好意思 那我选龙舌兰酒 你满意不？ 杜松子酒

Who's a better kisser, Liam Hemsworth or Bradley Cooper?

利亚姆·海姆斯沃斯和布莱德利·库珀 谁吻技更好？

Close your eyes and try to remember. Bradley.

闭上眼睛回想一下 布莱德利

Bradley, OK, and I don't know.

布莱德利 好 这个我不知道

If you could only watch one reality show for the rest of your life, which one would it be?

如果你余生只能看一部真人秀 你会看哪个？

I think I know. Do you want to say it at the same time as me?

我知道 你想跟我一起说出来嘛

Housewives. Vanderpump Rules. Oh, what is it? Yeah, see, close. What is it?

家庭主妇 范德普规则 哦 什么？嗯 看 很接近 你说的啥？

Vanderpump Rules. Oh, Vanderpump Rules. I don't know.

范德普规则 哦 范德普规则 不知道

They've really gotten up and taken-- they're killing it.

他们超棒的

Yeah, you've called yourself a hypochondriac.

嗯 你称自己为疑病患者

What was the last illness you were sure that you had?

最近一次你确定自己得了什么病？

A stroke, it wasn't like a disease. But I thought I was having a stroke.

中风 不像是一种疾病 不过我以为自己中风了

What were the symptoms? Just a headache. I love me on rum.

症状是什么？就是头疼 我喜欢喝朗姆酒

When you're alone, what do you talk to your dog about?

你独自一人的时候 会跟你的狗狗聊些什么？

We talk about how we're going to go for walkies.

我们会说说出去散步的事

We talk about how if she ever sees a coyote, run to mom.

我们还说 如果看到野狼 赶紧找妈咪

We talk about it--we mostly talk about walkies and bones and how good of a girl she is.

我们多数都是聊的散步 骨头 还有她多么乖

She's such a good girl. Pippy, if you're watching, you're a very good girl.

她超级乖的 皮皮 如果你在看的话 我想让你知道你很乖

All right, the game is over. Because I am saying thank you to people now.

好 游戏结束了 我要向大家致谢

So that's the end of the game. You want me to do it? Yeah.

所以就结束了 你想让我来吗？好

I want to thank Jennifer, Megan Trainer, Lindsey Vonn, and Laverne Cox.

谢谢詹妮弗 梅根教练 林赛·沃恩和拉维恩·考克斯

Have a wunnerful weekend. That's how it was spelled. Be kind to one another. Bye.

周末鱼快 就是那么拼的 善待他人 拜