吉米·鸡毛身着花样滑冰运动员服装登场
日期:2018-03-13 05:39

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So, I'm 60 and I want to make sure my mind stays active and sharp as a tack.

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我60岁了 我想让我的思想保持活跃敏锐

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So it is time for a memory game called, "Show Did or Show Didn't".

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来玩个记忆游戏吧 叫做“节目做了还是没做”

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OK, here's how it works. I am going to read something that may or may not have happened on this show.

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好 是这样 我来读一些可能发生也可能没有发生在这个节目上的事情

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If I think I did it, I'll say, "show did" and if I didn't, I'll say, "didn't".

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如果我觉得我做了 就说“节目做了” 没做的话就说“节目没做”

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And I'll see how much I remember. I have not-- they're testing me on these.

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来看看我能记得多少 他们拿这个考我

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Let's see the first one. Ellen ate a cricket with Selma Hayek. I don't think I did.

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来看看第一个 艾伦跟塞尔玛·哈耶克一起吃蟋蟀 我觉得我没做

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I don't think I did. Maybe she did. But I don't think I did. I promise you, it's good.

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我觉得没有 可能她吃了我没吃 我保证 很好吃的

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If you don't like it, spit it out. Well, now.

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如果你不喜欢的话 就吐出来吧

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Come on, Ellen, . It's good. It's dead. It's dead. It's good, I'm telling you.

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试试 艾伦 很好吃 是死的 是死的 很好吃 真的

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That is really real-- oh, God. Oh, wow.

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那真是 哦 天哪 哇

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Well, I also wore that outfit, so I made bad choices.

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我还穿着那件外套 真是错误的选择

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Jimmy Kimmel appeared on the show dressed as an Olympic figure skater.

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吉米·鸡毛穿成奥运会上花样滑冰运动员的样子上节目

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That sounds like he would for sure do that.

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听起来绝对是他会干的事

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It show didn't. But it's about to. Please welcome, Jimmy Kimmel.

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还没干过 不过马上就来了 有请吉米·鸡毛

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Happy birthday. Oh my God.

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生日快乐 哦 天哪

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Thank Ellen. May I sit? Yes, please do.

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谢谢艾伦 我能坐吗?当然 快坐吧

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You can't hurt yourself, you're hosting the Oscars. Don't-- That is true. Thank you.

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你可不能伤到自己了 你还得主持奥斯卡呢 那倒是 谢谢你

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I am so happy to be here and so honored to be a part of your 50-- 50th birthday? 60th. 60th, I can't believe it.

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很高兴能来这里 参加你的50岁 50岁生日?60岁 60岁 真不敢相信

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You look fantastic, you really do. You've been so generous to everyone.

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你看起来太精神了 你对每个人都那么慷慨

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All-- your audience, to all of us, to me personally.

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你的观众会告诉大家 还单独跟我说过

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And I just, I have something for you, if you'll excuse me for one second.

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我给你准备了点东西 不好意思 稍等一下

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So important. Bone density is really something you have to look out for.

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这非常重要 你一定要注意骨密度

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And I'll just, should I just put it in the-- you can have this later.

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我能 我能把它放在这儿吗 你可以一会儿再吃

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You don't have to have this now. I, for sure, will take that.

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你不用非得现在吃 嗯 我一定会吃的

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I just want to-- I was just-- I just happened to be in the neighborhood and I thought I'd stop by.

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我想 我正好在附近 所以就顺便过来看一下

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Dressed like that? I actually have a couple of kiwis for you, also.

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穿成这样?其实我还给你准备了几个猕猴桃

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I, yes, dressed like this. But I did want to say, I know you got a lot of surprises on the way.

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对 就穿成这样 我想说 我知道你收到了很多惊喜

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And I just did want to say Happy Birthday to you.

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我就是想跟你说句生日快乐

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You're one of the best people I know.

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你是我认识的最棒的人之一

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And I have hockey practice, so I got to take off but thank you so much for having me.

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我还得去练习冰球 所以得先走了 谢谢你能让我来

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And happy birthday. I love you. I love you. Enjoy.

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生日快乐 我爱你 我爱你 好好玩

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I love you, too. All right, bye.

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我也爱你 好 拜

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Thank you, Ellen. See how nice she is? It's unbelievable. Oh my God.

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谢谢你艾伦 看到她多热心了没?人太好了 哦天啊

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