I don't know if you know this, but today is National Coming Out Day.
不知道你们知道不 今天是全国出柜日
And so, if you're going to come out, today is the day.
所以 如果你想出柜 那就选今天吧
It's the national day to come out. So--come out. You don't have to.
这可是全国的出柜日 所以 出柜吧 你不用非得这么做
Like if you're not gay, don't do it, because-- yeah, there's no-- and you don't have to.
如果你不是同性恋 那就别出柜 没有 不是强制的
And don't wait all the way till next year for that-- you can do it any day you want.
也别等到明年的今天再出柜 随便哪一天都行
But for some reason, it's National Coming Out Day.
但不知道为啥 今天是全国出柜日
And so I'm celebrating because I'm happy that I did it and I'm happier than I've ever been, because, you know.
我要庆祝这一天 因为我很开心我出柜了 从那以后我就更幸福了 因为 你懂的

So, today I am celebrating Coming Out Day by coming out with some new products in the Ellen Shop.
今天为了庆祝出柜日 我的艾伦商店里出来了一些新产品
These clothes are so great, you don't want to keep them in the closet.
这些衣服太棒了 你肯定舍不得用它们压箱底
They're going to come out. They're going to come out of the closet.
它们需要出来 它们得从衣橱里出来
And for Breast Cancer Awareness Month, we have this T-shirt right here.
我们为国际乳癌防治月出了这一款T恤
This is coming out. This is a gay T-shirt for coming out of the closet. It's not.
这是上新款 这是出柜的同性恋T恤 才不是呢
And when you get cold, if you're gay and cold, you put this on.
要是你觉得冷 如果你是同性恋还很冷 那就把这个穿上吧
It's like it's got a little hoodie thing right here.
它有 它有一个连衣帽
Put that on if you're gay. And then, here's a hat that came out of the--
如果你是同性恋那就戴上帽子 这儿还有一个帽子
I'm so proud of this hat for coming out of the closet. It's nice.
这个出柜帽让我很骄傲 很好看
You can put it on whether you want to wear a hat or not.
不管你想不想戴帽子 你都可以把它戴上
And also from this is-- you can put your gay juice in here. This is some--
还有 你可以把你的同性恋果汁放到这里面 这是
I mean straight juice goes in here, too.
异性恋也可以把果汁放在这里
You can put-- whatever you straight people drink, you can put that in here, too.
不管你们异性恋的人喝什么 都可以装在这里面
It could be like water. I don't know what you all drink.
可能是水 我不知道你们都喝些什么
And we don't have any pants, so-- but if you're gay, you don't need any, I guess.
我们没有裤子 所以 不过我觉得你要是同性恋 应该不需要裤子吧
I don't know. I don't know.
不知道 不晓得
A portion of the proceeds go to Breast Cancer Awareness.
其中有一部分收入会捐给乳癌防治
You can find these in the Ellen Shop on ellenshop.com.
大家可以在ellenshop.com的艾伦商店里买到这些东西