Speaking of cute, for the past 14 years, when people on my staff had babies,
说到可爱 这14年来 只要我的员工生孩子了
I'd show pictures of them on the show, which is exciting for the parents and boring for me.
我就会在这个节目上给大家看孩子的照片 父母们很激动 我却觉得很无聊啊
So this year, I've started doing something different. I am rating the babies from 1 to 10, which is more fun for me.
今年 我要开始做点不一样的事了 我从1到10给孩子们打分 我感觉这会有趣点
So I've asked my viewers to send in photos of their babies for me to rate. And it's time for Ellen, Rate My Baby.
所以我让我的观众给我发他们孩子的照片让我打分 现在到“艾伦 给我的孩子打分吧”的环节了
All right. This is not a competition. It's not about winners or losers, just best and worst.
好 这不是比赛 没有赢家和败者 只有最好和最坏

Joy sent this photo of her son. This is Jeremiah. All right.
乔伊发来了她儿子的照片 这是耶利米 好
Well, that outfit reminds me of the dancers from Magic Mike, so that's a plus eight. Eight points for that.
他的样子让我想起了魔力麦克里面的舞者 所以给他8分 给8分
And then he's outside, which is the best place to keep a baby. That's plus five points.
他在室外 这是孩子最该待的地方 再给5分
But the white fabric on the ground is making me nervous. So someone's going to have to wash that.
但是地上的白布让我感觉很紧张 得有人去清洗
That's minus two points. That is a total of 11 out of 10.
这扣掉2分 最后就是10分中得到了11分
Vanessa sent this photo in of Gemma. OK. That is not how a lady sits, so minus three points.
瓦内萨发来了杰玛的照片 好 那可不是小淑女该有的坐姿 扣3分
But it is how I sit, so that's plus seven points.
但是我也这么坐 给7分
That expression says that she clearly doesn't care how many points I give her, so that's plus nine points. So that's a total of 13 out of 10 points.
她的表情表明她明显不在乎我给她多少分 所以再加9分 最后是10分中得到了13分
Kim sent this photo of her daughter, Madison.
金姆发来了他女儿麦迪逊的照片
All right, according to the rules, bows are always an automatic three points.
好 根据规则 有饰品自动加3分
But that expression makes me think that she could use some cheering up, so that's plus 14 points.
不过那个表情让我感觉她可能需要被鼓舞一下 再给14分
That gives her 17 out of 10 points. That's a lot of points I gave her. All right.
那就是10分中得到了17分 我给了她好多分呀 好
And finally, this was sent in by Twitch's mom.
最后 这是推奇的妈妈发来的
All right. So let's rate him. He's wearing a suit, so that's plus five points.
好 我们来给他打分吧 他穿着西装呢 给5分
He's got white shoes with black socks. Minus two points for that. He has no neck. Minus one more point.
他穿着白鞋子黑袜子 扣2分 他脖子都没了 再扣1分
I like how those shorts show off his chubby legs. So that's eight points for that.
我喜欢这短裤显出了他胖乎乎的小腿 给8分
And I love that smile. That's another nine points. That is a total of 19 out of 10 points. Twitch is the winner. He's the winner.
我喜欢那个笑容 再给9分 最后是10分中得了19分 推奇赢了 他是获胜者
If you want me to rate your baby, please post a photo on Instagram with #EllenRateMyBaby.
如果你想让我给你的孩子打分 那就在Instagram上晒一张照片 加上“EllenRateMyBaby”的标签
Also, please do not try to rate your baby at home. I am a professional baby rater.
还有 别自己在家给孩子打分啊 我可是宝宝打分专业户